This But It’s Just Season Two. And Edwin Is Jenny’s Landlord

I like not taking credit for stuff and just telling everyone someone really hot did it. If they’re like “was it you” I’m like “well you said it not me”

No it’s not- you just have to get creative

And then, after seeing all that, he thought “I want to go on a road trip with her. She seems stable😀” like Sir you’re just as insane as she is

Agatha just look fucking insane to Billy when she's still trapped in the spell will never not be funny to me.

The toy gun, and daisy pictures, THE SHIRT

It feels Amazing

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

I’m honestly shocked being human is a prerequisite here. Why can’t tumblr be horny for a rabbit, or even just horny for a rabbit’s personality?

I’m disappointed in us tumblr. Let bugs bunny be the tumblr sexy man he was always destined to be

Okay but consider:

A male character who is cocky and nonchalant, a flippant chaotic neutral bastard, who never really starts beef with anyone but if someone else starts it first, he will not hesitate to go all out balls deep into making sure he'll finish it. Tricksy, clever and charismatic, treating every conflict as a fun rivalry even if the enemy he's faced with is literally just flat-out trying to fucking kill him. While personally never killing an opponent - he's clever enough to evade them in a way that leaves himself unharmed, and the antagonist frustrated and humiliated and looking stupid the whole time they're doing it.

Depicted as somewhat slim and lanky, distinctly male but not in a brutish, hypermasculine way. Not exactly coded genderfluid but jumps at every opportunity to cross dress just for the fun of it, in a campy and flamboyant way, which by all rational sense shouldn't be attractive but somehow the man manages to make himself fuckable with the way he walks in heels. Not romantically or sexually attracted to men, but can, will, and has seduced men just to fuck with their heads. Has broken hearts this way.

So what I'm saying here is that if he was depicted as human, Tumblr would 100% be horny for Bugs Bunny.

I feel like dry ice has to be involved in the cold drinks somehow

Concept: foggy café. It's just a regular café, except they've got a fog machine going at all times whenever they're open.

Please keep writing dark twisted themes I want to read them pls pls don’t water it down to try to be less problematic that would make it boring I want to read it and go “Wow that sure is dark and twisted! Good thing its not real :))”

Gossip is such an utterly foreign concept to me. Imagine giving a shit about the activities of people who have fuck-all to do with you, and that you don't even like.

Having now seen the post in question, we all must make sacrifices. But this one was worth it.

man I'm over here refreshing the comments of my last post. hoping, BEGGING that I get the exact right comment I'm looking for so I can reblog. right now it just looks like I really like golf which I don't it sucks I'm just trying to make a shitpost but I need the right comment so I can stick the landing. this the process this is what I do