"‘mech Pilots Are Horny Because They Get Sweaty And Fuck After The Fights’ You Pedestrian, Mech Pilots

"Come," [Cesare] said, drawing [Lucrezia] close. "I need you now. For you are what is real in my life." - The Family, Mario Puzo

@.hrc_motogp just another day being a motogp rider

Valentino Rossi : "When I see my two bikes, the two bikes of my team, on the gravel, after the flag, I say "this cannot be true". I understand that to give the hand, they touched the handle bars together and they both crashed. […] And we were so worried also because Celestino had an injury, on the podium. He broke the bottle and he has stitches in his hand. Because he makes like this [imitates Cele with the bottle] with the champagne to explode but he broke the bottle and he has the cut in the hand […] 22 stitch points, it's a disaster. In parc fermé, I said to my brother and to Bezz, "keep attention on the podium, don't make another disaster, it's enough". "

Boobies 😍

motogp as pokemon: a presentation by me

no revenge because I forgot what you did #memoryloss

I wish the tumblr app were AT ALL. EVEN A LITTLE BIT. USABLE!!!!

Cats Stealing Food in Paintings

Still Life with Cat (1705) by Desportes, It's no use crying over spilt milk (1880) by Frank Paton, Still Life of the Remnants of a Meal with a Lunging Cat (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Fish Still Life with Two Cats (1781) by Martin Ferdinand Quadal, Still Life with a Cat and a Mackerel on a Table Top (18th Century) by Giovanni Rivalta, The Collared Thief (1860) by William James Webbe, Cat Stealing a String of Sausages (17th Century) by Abraham van Beyeren, Still Life with a Cat (1760) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Kitchen Still Life with Fish and Cat (ca. 1650) by Sebastian Stoskopff, An Oyster Supper (1882) by Horatio Henry Couldery, Still Life with an Ebony Chest (17th Century) by Frans Snyders, Still Life with a Cat (1724) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Attacking Dead Game (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Still Life of Fresh-Water Fish with a Cat (1656) by Pieter Claesz, Still Life with Fruits and Ham with a Cat and a Parrot (18th Century) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Holding a Fish in Its Mouth (18th Century) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Still Life with a Cat and a Hare (18th Century) by Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Rayfish (1728) by Jean-Siméon Chardin, A Cat with Dead Game (1711) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Fish (1728) by Jean Baptiste Siméon Chardin

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