when I die just punt my soul into the fucking sun, I have no desire to exist beyond this corporeal form
Now that the Mishapocalypse 2.0 is over it’s back to your regularly scheduled low effort programing
Charlie kelly is a non-binary icon
CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!
The sound of cute puppies hydrating
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I was watching an asmr video where the whole point was that what he said was weird and nonsensical to sort of lull your mind and then he just said “This is a sock, it keeps your feet moist” and I feel like that phrase cornered me in a rainy allyway in mid 1930s America while wearing a trench coat and fedora, beat me within an inch of consciousness, stole my wallet and then threw me over the tracks of a freight train
Look at those little dudes
Avril Lavigne: he was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
Me, an intellectual: ah yes, they were both gay
I COULDNT HEAR SHIT FOR LIKE TEN SECONDS AND THEN I TURNED IT UP TO FULL VOLUME FUCK SAKE
Idk what’s in between, all I know is that these things are at opposite ends: