My Favorite Picture Ever Is The One That Says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” And Then It Has The National

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

i've had this account for like, six years and i haven't learnt how to use tumblr yet.

brb trying to figure it out

"oh please everyone has gay thoughts sometimes" so what i'm hearing is that heteronormativity is so ingrained that a significant percentage of the population regularly experiences bisexual attraction? but dismisses it as something that all straight people experience? this is so concerning are you guys okay

i’m always a sucker for the “robot suddenly goes a little haywire and learns how to love” trope

Watch this to learn how to put down toxic masculinity and internalized misogyny. As with “the kids these days are terrible” beginning circa prehistory (thanks Plato) this points to “men aren’t masculine anymore” and tracks it backward.

I keep saying nothing ever changes to those who know history.

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners