If You're On Trial For A Nondescript Crime And The Character In Your Pfp Is Your Lawyer, Is Your Ass

GUYS? Martin Scorsese’s daughter Francesca told him about Goncharov and he said he made that film years ago I’m fucking crying.

i need to know every language immediately

may i share with you the best video on the internet

DUHHH DUH DAH DAH DUH DAH DAHHH!!!

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

a loving relationship between a guy who says “wowza!” and a guy who says “hm. intriguing.”

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

i’m always a sucker for the “robot suddenly goes a little haywire and learns how to love” trope