"[Me And Stu] Ended Up Good Friends, But We'd Had A Few Ding-dongs, Partly Out Of Jealousy For John's

i love being obsessed with mclennon! *i say this while shaking and crying*

you can tell paul had it from the very beginning. he was on the ed sullivan show about to perform in front of millions of americans for the first time. the others still seemed reserved but paul mccartney came out fucking bouncing bobbing his jelly round head long anime girl legs giving disney knees before either of those concepts were a thing singing oh yeah i'll tell you something. and he did. without care. through grainy static filled screens he captured the souls of thousands of women so fast that 60 years later i am typing this on tumblr. just raw star power.

word association with paul (1990)

LENNON: But the so-called thing of the Beatles was the fact that we were pretty well educated and not truckers. Paul could have gone to university. He was always a good boy.

PLAYBOY: "Fool on the Hill"? LENNON: Paul. Proving he can write lyrics if he's a good boy.

–John Lennon, unprompted, for Playboy magazine (September 1980)

btw julian lennon is also a lesbian, there is no way that this beautiful woman is a guy

Lesbians in Beatles songs

1. The girl from Girl

This song is about Paul who is a lesbian.

2. Eleanor Rigby

Died alone? No husband? Hmmmm. 🤔

3. Rita from Lovely Rita

Bless his heart Paul’s so besotted with her, but I don’t think that was a date. First of all, she paid (ok, brokey); second of all, “sitting on the sofa with a sister or two” - those are her lesbian roommates. They told you that cause they were making fun of you.

4. The girl from Norwegian Wood

A lesbian playing mind games - John’s favourite.

5. She from She’s Leaving Home

I know what you’re thinking: Mo, the song clearly references a man from the motor trade. Ok, and what about he/him butches?? Who’s more likely to work with cars, a man or a lesbian? Did you ever think of that?

6. The singer from I Want to Hold Your Hand

Across the Universe (2007) dir. Julie Taymor

7. Loretta Martin from Get Back

Something very LGBT going on with Loretta, that’s all I’ll say.

8. Jude from Hey Jude

Jude is a gender neutral name and Miss Jude needs to go out and get her.

9. The girl from Ticket to Ride

“She would never be free when I was around,” ok so lesbian who has finally defeated comp het and left her boyfriend or something, idk, I needed a 9 for my punchline.

10. The singer from Here, There and Everywhere

This song is sung by Paul who is a lesbian.

nothing worse than a picture of a band member taken by another band member

john lennon yelling "i need him" is sooo 😵‍💫😵‍💫 idk maybe my ears are broken bc i've never seen anyone talk about this. do people just not hear it or are we ignoring it because he had done much gayer stuff?

Sondra Peterson with The Beatles during a photoshoot for McCall's Magazine in the Bahamas | March 1965 © Enrico Caruso

straight guys popped off with the whole jerking off together as bros thing. unless that’s just in porn that might just be porn