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Independent, Private, & selective multimuse blog for Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel Written and loved by Alyssa

CARRD || MEMES

Starter Call

name ur muse and who you want and I'll write a starter for us. these will range from 1 sentence to several paragraphs depending on my muse and how many braincells I have left over from work.

capping at 5 for now

#𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑼𝑵𝑮. ⸻  independent and private Lucifer Morningstar of Hazbin Hotel. est April 2024. as adored by Zayne. *

"Oh, uh...." He looked around awkwardly before slowly pointing at himself. "You talking to me?"

"These legs were made to be wrapped around ya."

Send "👉👈" for my muse to awkwardly flirt with you.

BLOOD RELATED PROMPTS

requested by my bestie 

WORDS: 

“  is that your blood?  ”

“  woah—  hold up you’re bleeding.  ”

“  your bandages— you’re bleeding through them.  ”

“  shit,  i think i pulled my stitches.  ”

“  i’ll make them bleed for this.  ”

“  a little blood never never hurt anyone.  ”

“  why the fuck is there blood on the carpet?  ”

“  your nose is bleeding.  ”

“  you can make me bleed all you want,  i’ll never scream for you.  ”

“  you don’t understand,  i had to do it.  i had to kill them.  ”

“  stop fussing— this isn’t my blood.  ”

“  i did what was necessary.  ”

“  why are you bleeding?  what happened?  ”

“  who hurt you?  why is there blood all over you?  ”

“  i think you’ll look quite pretty when you bleed.  ”

“  who did you kill?  whose blood is that?  ”

“  i’m not usually a sadistic sort of person,  but i will take pleasure in spilling your blood.  ”

“  i don’t actually enjoy killing.  it’s messy.  the blood gets everywhere.  it’s just necessary sometimes.  ”

“  it looked kind of beautiful in a fucked up sort of way.  blood on snow.  the kind of thing you usually only see in stories.  ” 

“  i can’t get it off—  i can still feel it on me!  ”

“  just calm down.  breathe.  i’ll take care of this.  ”

“  hold still— you’ve got blood on your face.  ”

“  why is there blood on your knife?  ”

“  oh,  it’s just a little bit of blood.  don’t nutsack out.  ”

“  i’m going to drain every ounce of your blood.  nice and slow.  like you deserve.  ”  

“  i’ll kill anyone who ever makes you bleed again.  ”

“  your/their blood is just too pretty to keep inside.  ”

“  there’s something fascinating about blood.  it’s captivating. ”

“  blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb.  ”

“  you made me bleed on my shirt—  i fucking loved this shirt!  ”

“  leave me alone,  it’s shark week and i got blood on my sheets.  ”

“  should i be concerned about why there’s blood in the sink?  ”

“  do i ask questions or do i just help you clean up all this blood?  ”

ACTIONS: 

[ ALONE ]  for sender to show up on receiver’s doorstep covered in blood. 

[ ARRIVE ] for receiver to show up on sender’s doorstep covered in blood. 

[ CLEANSE ] for sender to find receiver trying to clean blood off themselves. 

[ DISCOVER ] for receiver to find sender trying to clean blood off themselves. 

[ AID ] for sender to help receiver clean blood off themselves. 

[ ERASE ] for receiver to help sender clean blood off themselves. 

[ ESCAPE ] for sender to find receiver after they’ve killed someone. 

[ SEEN ] for receiver to find sender after they’ve killed someone. 

[ HELP ] for sender to clean up the aftermath of receiver’s crime. 

[ ACCEPT ] for receiver to clean up the aftermath of sender’s crime. 

[ FOUND ] for sender to discover receiver covered in blood. 

[ EXPOSE ] for receiver to discover sender covered in blood. 

[ ATTACK ] for sender to stab or shoot receiver. 

[ WOUNDED ] for receiver to stab or shoot sender. 

[ BROKE ] for sender to punch receiver hard enough their nose bleeds. 

[ INJURE ] for receiver to punch sender hard enough their nose bleeds. 

[ WITNESS ] for sender to see receiver get hurt enough to bleed.  

[ WATCH ] for receiver to see sender get hurt enough to bleed. 

[ RETALIATE ] for sender to make receiver’s attacker bleed. 

[ DEFEND ] for receiver to make sender’s attacker bleed. 

[ SURVIVE ] for sender to realize receiver is bleeding after getting through a fight. 

[ FABRIC ] for receiver to realize sender is bleeding after getting through a fight. 

@hazbintales said: ❛  will i ever be good enough?  ❜ (Stolas to Blitzo)

He needed to leave.

Being around Stolas was too hard now. He made Blitzø's skin itch- like it was too tight and he just wanted to scratch it all off til the feeling went away.

Funnily enough the feeling didn't go away as he walked away. In fact it only got worse the closer he got to the door. With every step quick step his agitation grew, the feeling growing and filling his chest til he felt like he couldn't breath.

But he knew.

He knew that if he got far enough away he'd be okay.

Or he could go back to his apartment and pretend to be okay anyway. Same difference, right? As long as no one knew there was a problem, who was to say there even was one, right?

He's so far into his head that he almost doesn't catch Stolas' words said so softly but still echoing so loud in the silence of the room.

He stopped in his tracks, hands convulsively opening and closing with agitation. He slowly turned to look over his shoulder at the other, brows furrowed in consternation.

"What? What are you talking about? Good enough for what?"

Because Stolas couldn't possibly be talking about being good enough for him. That was the stupidest thing he'd ever thought, and he'd had a LOT of stupid ass thoughts before.

He turns around fully, arms spread out in front of him in bewilderment. "What the fuck are you talking about, Stolas??"

"What am I supposed to do with this? Shove it up someone's ass??"

He has a wagon behind him filled with rubber ducks. "Hey, you! Here's a lucky duck for you!" He shoves a rubber duck in the other's hands.

I got a brand new RP server that's in need of more members! This is focused on Hazbin Hotel but Helluva Boss characters are more than welcome to help liven things up!

If you're interested just send me a message and I'll get you the invite link.

Plot & taken list under the cut!

PLOT: Six months after the failed Extermination, everything seems to be running smoothly for Charlie and her beloved hotel. She's in open communication with Heaven and new sinners have arrived wanting to try this redemption schtick. Not many are committed but they're a work in progress and showing up is half the battle!

Of course, not everything is butterflies and rainbows in hell (when are they ever?). There are opposing forces lurking in both Hell and Heaven that would love nothing more than to see the Princess of Hell and her precious little project fail. In come the Vees. In the chaos following the failed Extermination, they've capitalized on the lingering fear of Heaven's wrath after the death of the First Man and have gained more power than ever before. They've set their sights on taking over Pentagram City and nothing is going to stop them from achieving that.

Taken

Alastor

Angel Dust

Blitzo

Lucifer Morningstar

Stolas

Vaggie

Reserved

Beelzebub

Carmilla

Vox

Want to get some things going, so let's do this thing.

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These will most likely be 1-3 sentence starters unless inspiration strikes!