#LateStageCapitalism

the attraction to sharp-looking men in neat suits is capitalist propaganda. the true pinnacle of hotness is a musclefat tradesman

I love flannels. 

I also do finger guns constantly plus shakas... oh and peace signs... and the ok signs... I JUST TALK WITH MY HANDS OKAY?

Also I am a bi bottom bitch. Can I sit in a chair correctly? No.

JEANS ARE ALWAYS CUFFED NOT BECAUSE I AM BI BUT BECAUSE I AM SHORT

Puns especially science puns are great

I cannot drive and I am glad I can blame it on my gayness.

Leather jackets are A STAPLE but also HOODIESSSSSS (and no pants because I am already a bottom)

I have the bi bob as often as possible 

I say “I’m gay” vs “I’m bi” like 24/7

My closeted ass fucking jammed to Katy Perry’s “I kissed a girl”. I had my gay awakening to Black Widow but I just thought he was neat ™

Just a few of my stereotypes. 

lgbt ppl* rb this with what stereotype u fit for ur gender/sexuality. im the “gay dude obsessed w britney spears”, the “gay guy accent”, and the “tacky fashion gay”.

*terfs dont touch lol

Come lay with me in a bed of moss. The butterflies will trickle from our mouths as we speak. Rainwater will fill the pits in our stomachs, we can dive into them another time. Our heads will fall from the clouds and land in eachothers laps. We can watch the saplings grow for a while. We’ll go home once my antlers have grown back, that way i wont forget this time.

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Sometimes you just have to listen to some sad folk music and pretend you’re in an indie coming of age film.

would you just fucking look at him.

Underrated biological design no. 84: the tendency for bottom dwelling marine browsers to become helmet shaped munchkins.

Least favorite lab equipment?

idk it really depends on the day

but my favorite lab equipment will always be our hand crank centrifuge

Remember I love you.

Remember that you are worth the space you take up

Remember sunlight and late nights and slumber parties from when you were 12

Remember that life is worth living even when you think that it's not

Remember you're gonna make it through.