Paleontologists Find New Fossils Of Gigantic Freshwater Turtle

Found thousands of tadpoles on my hike, thought tumblr would enjoy bustling tadpoles in these uncertain times.

Fuck.....

M E S S Y

“Just a by the by: “private” messages sent to individual people during a Zoom meeting show up in the end-of-meeting transcript along with all other public messages. Tell your friends, save a life.“

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Is robot good? Where is the scale it only goes up to hawk.

Test your colour vision

Mood

Why are all dating app options like “long-term” “short-term” “date’s” “friends” where’s my option for “wants to get married and live out a cottagecore life in the countryside”

the attraction to sharp-looking men in neat suits is capitalist propaganda. the true pinnacle of hotness is a musclefat tradesman

I love flannels. 

I also do finger guns constantly plus shakas... oh and peace signs... and the ok signs... I JUST TALK WITH MY HANDS OKAY?

Also I am a bi bottom bitch. Can I sit in a chair correctly? No.

JEANS ARE ALWAYS CUFFED NOT BECAUSE I AM BI BUT BECAUSE I AM SHORT

Puns especially science puns are great

I cannot drive and I am glad I can blame it on my gayness.

Leather jackets are A STAPLE but also HOODIESSSSSS (and no pants because I am already a bottom)

I have the bi bob as often as possible 

I say “I’m gay” vs “I’m bi” like 24/7

My closeted ass fucking jammed to Katy Perry’s “I kissed a girl”. I had my gay awakening to Black Widow but I just thought he was neat ™

Just a few of my stereotypes. 

lgbt ppl* rb this with what stereotype u fit for ur gender/sexuality. im the “gay dude obsessed w britney spears”, the “gay guy accent”, and the “tacky fashion gay”.

*terfs dont touch lol

Pass the happy! 💜 When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications!

Five things...

-Friends

-A rainy day

-Soft blankets

-Wild flowers

-Old books

With the idea of being a black man and becoming Captain America, it’s been a daunting task because I think, at this day and age in America, I think we are open-minded to the idea of having my face represent us as a country, my race represent us as a country, because we’re truly a melting pot. So there is no distinctive look or feel or design of an American. We’re all Americans.