Scientists Have Created A Living Organism Whose DNA Is Entirely Human-made — Perhaps A New Form Of

the phrase "tolerant left" pisses me off because technically i'm left but i'm NOT tolerant. if you say dumb shit i'm not gonna be like "uwu you're entitled to your opinion, peace is the best option" i'm fuckimg DESTROYING you. think before you say private healthcare has good incentives

[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

Okay love these

i got excellent books for the holiday! 📚 🍄

hey everyone sorry to bother bUT YOU CAN HEAR HUMPBACKS WHALES SINGING TO EACH OTHER LIVE RIGHT NOW ON OUR DEEP SEA HYDROPHONE FEED!  🐋🎶🐳

Frog has message for you! (Click him)

this post is for the girls who fall in love with the dark objects they dig up in their secret gardens and no one else. 

I love flannels. 

I also do finger guns constantly plus shakas... oh and peace signs... and the ok signs... I JUST TALK WITH MY HANDS OKAY?

Also I am a bi bottom bitch. Can I sit in a chair correctly? No.

JEANS ARE ALWAYS CUFFED NOT BECAUSE I AM BI BUT BECAUSE I AM SHORT

Puns especially science puns are great

I cannot drive and I am glad I can blame it on my gayness.

Leather jackets are A STAPLE but also HOODIESSSSSS (and no pants because I am already a bottom)

I have the bi bob as often as possible 

I say “I’m gay” vs “I’m bi” like 24/7

My closeted ass fucking jammed to Katy Perry’s “I kissed a girl”. I had my gay awakening to Black Widow but I just thought he was neat ™

Just a few of my stereotypes. 

lgbt ppl* rb this with what stereotype u fit for ur gender/sexuality. im the “gay dude obsessed w britney spears”, the “gay guy accent”, and the “tacky fashion gay”.

*terfs dont touch lol

Antigone, Sophocles