*sigh* Guess We Have To Do This Then

your telling me that the entire ao3 attack is because of the content that is on the site

and there's a ransom out now

DO NOT JOKE ABOUT PAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When ocean calls you a freaky monster and you don’t know who your impulsive thoughts are coming from

not even mad that haiku-bot is the only reason this came across my dash

the definition of I don't want to share

Musky boy throwing the most red-in-the-face-n-crying tantrum lol

green is really common as a fall holiday color because all the green is gone

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

Crims

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.