Someone Told Bibbles About The Animal Friend Perk. Being The Absolute Madwoman She Is, This Was Obviously

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Things that wives think would be hurtful, but cucks would be excited to hear.

His cock is much bigger than yours. To be honest, I prefer it to yours.

I get hornier for him than I do for you.

I plan to start going to him when I need sex.

He’s all I think about some days.

I’m sorry that you don’t like me being gone so much, but I’m not stopping.

This was your idea. You got what you wanted. Deal with it. 

He can fuck me any time he wants.

I’m sorry if you want me to stay, but I’m going over to his place again tonight.

I love you, but he satisfies me.

I’m sorry I didn’t come home last night. He wanted me to stay over.

He has stopped using condoms. I’m good with that.

He doesn’t want me to fuck you at all this week. I told him I felt the same way.

I’m going to spend the night with him whether you like it or not.

I’m still your wife, but this is his pussy. 

(Before sex in front of hubby) Watch how he fucks me. This is how I like it.

(During sex) I love his cock much better than yours!

(During sex) This is the best fuck I’ve ever had. 

(During sex) Watch and learn from him.

(During sex) He’s already lasted ten times longer than you do.

(During sex) I would do anything he says right now.

(After sex) That was the best I ever had.

(After sex) I don’t think my pussy has ever felt this good.

(After sex) You never shot a load this big in me.