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Unexpected perk of learning a second language: I get to judge characters' grammar on TV when they speak it, and it's always bad. Then I get to translate to my family and TELL them it was bad grammar.
I love it when villains hugely underestimate the kid hero during their first battle and get destroyed
POV: the whole justice league is revealing their secret identities to each other and it's Shazam's turn, and he's been hiding that he's a kid.
S = Shazam
Green Lantern: Ok your turn Shazam, who are you?
S: Umm before I take off my costume, there's something you should know. If you're Shazam, then when you're Shazam you're the same age, no matter what. Whatever age you usually are. And- um. So- oh, I'll just show you. Shazam!
Wonder Woman: You are a child!
S: Debatable.
Superman: How old are you?
S: Shazam! Now I'm like 24.
Green Lantern: Doesn't even know how old he is as Shazam...
S: Shazam!
Flash, walking in: Wait are we revealing identities? Why was I not invited? Who's the kid?