The Back Left Side Of My Mouth Hurts Are Wisdom Teeth A Thing That Happens At 15 Normally

This is more normal than the time I rode a pegasis through a void in my school and my friends all clapped and were standing on a spiderweb made of cereal and snow

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

The funny thing about church Christmas songs is that the radio version are all wrong. The people singing think 'oh it's a religious song so it's slow' and that is just not true. There are ones that they sing just as slow as they should be- like o holy night- but Christmas is a time of REJOICING. Most of the hymns for it are pretty upbeat. They're not exactly really fast, but it still drives me crazy hearing 'haaaaaark the

herrrrald

An-gels siiii-iiing

When it's

Hark the HEErald an-GELS sii-ing

Like c'mon go tell it on the mountain has the same beat as the 12 days of Christmas

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

Coming back to Tumblr after months like 'ah, my old friend.'

Anyways this morning the pastor was on fire that dude has some God-given talent

Talking about churches getting corrupted from the inside and having the courage not to compromise on your beliefs, even if society says things like same-sex marriage and premarital sex are ok

It was fire honestly

I love it when villains hugely underestimate the kid hero during their first battle and get destroyed

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

If you have the stamina for that I think it should count

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

people who don’t wear glasses will never understand the absolute humiliation of dropping your glasses under your bed or in a dark area and feeling around on all fours muttering “my glasses…. where are my glasses” like fucking Velma Dinkley and thinking to yourself BOY WOULD THIS BE A LOT EASIER IF I COUKD FUCKING SEE