I Said Whoever Approves Of Howard’s Abuse Being ‘justified’ And Him Being Given A Redemption Arc

This is so true tho

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

at 6:30am this seemed way funnier than it probably is

So, due to my last post, I was thinking that if ships were literally ships, Ironstrange would be the doughnut-shaped ship from Infinity War.

And it was so funny because the ship was in the ship. And, the ship and the ship were sailing by themselves in that scene.

I know, I need sleep.

None of us fucking deserve him

the best boy

its completely okay to shut out your friends when youre feeling bad to avoid hurting them or worrying them, but the moment you start holding that against them and saying how they ‘dont care abt you’ even though youre the one that set the boundaries, youre being a toxic friend and you should like. stop, maybe,

If Avengers were played by women

Look at this bean taking care of his cute baby brother, adorable

My sweet & caring babies!!

fellow tony stans i’m letting it be known we moving on from ‘the only reason your fave is in the mcu is because of tony stark’ to ‘the only reason your fave is alive is because of tony stark’ yall thought we were annoying before?? yall thought we overused something before?? we got the Ultimate ultimate bragging rights now. say thank you tony stark!

I regret nothing.