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Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

SEBASTIAN STAN (✿◠‿◠)

Damian: I was attracted to you first.

(Y/n): Well, I confessed first.

Damian: I asked you out first.

(Y/n): Well, I said 'I love you' first.

Damian: *Gets down on one knee*

Damian: I proposed first.

(Y/n): wAIT WHAT?

Regulus: si je pouvais je divorcerais et épouserais Remus(If i could I would divorce you and marry Remus)

James: What?

Regulus: I said “I love you very much and will never leave you”

Sirius: No he didn’t

Regulus: tais-toi ou j'épouserai Remus (shut up or i WILL marry Remus)

Sirius: tu n'oserais pas (you wouldn’t dare)

Regulus: essaie-moi(try me)

James: Umm…guys…

James: I still can’t speak French

James: So if you wouldn’t mind translating

Remus: You don’t want to know what they said

Remus: But basically they were fighting over me

Remus: And they’re going to duel at sundown to prove their love for me

Peter: Dad, relax. I don't need advice, I just need $1,500.

Erik: Oh, good! That I can do. *grabs Charles’ wallet*

Sebastian Stan - Variety Outtakes

Credit to Sebastian-Stan.org

Bruce: Oh Dick, what on earth happened to you?!

Dick: Look, I-I've lost a lot of blood.

Dick: I mean...

Dick: I know where the blood is but-

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