Have A Silly Little Kaebedo Regression Drabble, All Kaeya Knows Is That This Helps Albedo Feel Better,

have a silly little kaebedo regression drabble, all kaeya knows is that this helps albedo feel better, and absolutely nothing about the age stuff other than “oh he acts a little like klee”

if this gets, like, 10 or more notes, i’ll write it properly into a fic, but for now? enjoy :D

\\ Albedo hadn't wanted to go to the angel's share to be entirely honest. But he also knew that if Kaeya knew he was closer to 9 years old than 21, he wouldn't have even suggested it. He supposed it was his fault they were there, so he was content with it. Abesntmindedly chewing on his lip, they entered the tavern, and made their way straight to the bar.

After greeting Diluc, Kaeya began to order his drink, death in the afternoon(?) as usual, and when Diluc turned to him for his own order, Albedo paused. he hadn't actually been in the angel's share without drinking, and wasn't sure what to get.

Kaeya began talking for him at least, "He won't drink right now, what non-alcoholic options do you have?"

He looked slightly to the side feeling Diluc's eyes on him, watching him, as for a reason as to why he wasn't drinking. Kaeya saw the glance from Diluc and answered for him, a simple response.

"He's fine, just doesn't like drinking while under the refre-regression? I think it's called a regression?"

Diluc quirked an eyebrow, "Age regression?"

Albedo was shocked that the redhead had heard of it, and quickly turned back to face Diluc, jaw slightly agape. Before he could respond, Diluc was continuing, "Yes, I’m slightly familiar with it.” Answering Albedo’s unspoken question, before rounding on his brother. “Kaeya, why are you drinking if you're aware of his regression?"

He recovered from his shock, meekly interrupting the accusation aimed at his boyfriend, "No- um, he doesn't know. Not fully. It's okay Master Diluc."

Making eye contact with Diluc, he smiled weakly, obviously not expecting his secret to be exposed so openly. Diluc's eyes softened ever so slightly, and there was a silent agreement of "I won't ask any questions if you won't" shared between them. It wasn't long before Kaeya had caught onto what they had been saying, interrupting their moment with a loud outburst.

"Hey! I don't know what?"

"Oh it's nothing. Albedo, we have a selection of juices, is there any in particular you'd like?"

“Wh- Diluc! What do you both know that I don’t?!”

Albedo smiled at the dramatics of Kaeya, watching them bicker back and forth.

“I’m impartial to any drink. Is there any you’d recommend?” He questioned, trusting Diluc to make something he’d like.

“More to annoy Kaeya than anything else, how does grape juice with a small mix of strawberry, and pineapple juice sound? On Kaeya’s ever growing tab, of course.”

“Eugh,” Kaeya made a grimacing face, “you and your fucking grape juice.”

“That sounds amazing, Thank you.”

After a short while of Diluc making their drinks, and listening to Kaeya’s pestering about the situation, Diluc had still refused to elaborate other than a “Why don’t you ask Albedo yourself?” They were pushed across the bar, with a piece of paper and a pencil next to Albedo’s. He looked up at Diluc, silently questioning why he had been given those.

“You seem to draw and write a lot. While I have a few of Klee’s books here, I don’t think that’s something you’d like right now. At least not here.” Diluc answered, and Albedo just nodded, mouthing thank you before tucking into his drink. It had been served to him in a tankard instead of a glass, one wide enough for him to get both hands around to keep it steady, but not so heavy he struggled to hold it. The tankard also wasn’t clear, which Albedo thought was a smart decision so he would be able to lie about what drink he had, but was enjoying the juice so much he decided that would be his regular order from now on.

It didn’t take long for the fuzz in his brain to increase, especially when Kaeya started bickering with Diluc again, so he sat back snickering, watching and doodled them arguing while he enjoyed his juice.

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hearthhugs

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there’s something so pure about falling asleep regressed; tucked in soft blankets, stuffie(s) in hand, feeling so tiny and cradled by pure comfort.. almost feels like nothing can hurt you when you’re like that, safe and sound and small ♡

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sylus is so cg to me it isn't even funny. not even just hc based, either!

like, playing hide n seek w mc? letting them put a face mask on him? telling them a bedtime story? "now is not the time to be a big girl?" singing mc lullabies? letting them dress up mephisto in cute clothes? calling them "sweetie" all the time and just overall letting them indulge their inner child with him?

he would totally be such a great caregiver, just from stuff he already does in the game :'((

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•Childe has a deeply protective instinct, especially towards those he cares about

•"Hey, little one, how about we draw some pictures together?"

•Despite his Harbinger duties, he tries to visit you as often as possible. He would sends you gifts and letters frequently, filled with stories of his adventures

•"Little one, look what I found on my travels! I think you'll love it !"

•Surprisingly, Childe is a decent cook. He learned how to prepare various dishes during his travels and often cooks meals for you. His specialties are hearty, filling dishes that reflect his Snezhnayan roots

•He is patient and supportive, offering guidance and encouragement to help you improve. He often takes you under his wing, teaching you what he knows

•He would call you petnames like : little one, tiny warrior, little star, baby, pumpkin, snuggle bunny, cuddle bird of sweetheart

If you're sick while age regressing :

•Childe would immediately notice any signs of illness and become highly attentive, dropping everything else to focus on your well-being

•He'd be very protective, ensuring you rest and avoid any stress or exertion. He'd probably insist on you staying in bed and getting plenty of rest

•Drawing from his travels, Childe might prepare homemade remedies or soups, using his cooking skills to help you feel better

•To keep your spirits up, Childe might tell stories of his adventures, bringing your favorite books, or find other gentle ways to keep you entertained

•"Little star, it's story time. Which book should we read tonight?"

•Childe would stay by your side as much as possible, offering constant support and reassurance. He’d probably sleep nearby to be there if you needed anything during the night

•Childe would be extra patient and understanding, knowing that being sick can make anyone feel more vulnerable, especially an age regressor !

•"Snuggle bunny, let's build a blanket fort and have a cozy day inside"

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hearthhugs

4 months ago

fictional caregiver who yearns to have a child of their own, misses being a parent, wishes to make up for lost time, etc. that is overwhelmed with joy to take care of someone very dear to them upon learning they’re a regressor/dreamer

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hearthhugs

4 months ago

Carer who knows you have trouble regressing and casually does little things to help you

“Little love, I laid out two outfits for you, can you come pick which one you wanna wear today?”

“You look sleepy still bug, want me to brush your hair for you today? Yeah? Okay I’m gonna put the hair clip bin right next to you pick out what you want okay?”

“I know you’re capable but do you want help eating breakfast?”

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hearthhugs

4 months ago

Rapunzel

I imagine she would be a regressor. Something about her not being able to fully experience her childhood without a care.

Ages 5-14. Mostly stays on the older end. Is normally well-behaved but will throw tantrums and can be defiant since she couldn't before.

Is a crafty princess but prefers being outside and playing in the field and forest. Loves going out into town as well.

Sweet tooth and sweets thief.

Hide and seek, tea party's, dress up, and dancing are her favorite activities. Again she loves art more than anything but she likes to be active during her regression.

Prefers to be called princess, faery, sweetheart, and lovebug. I imagine she has mixed feelings about the nickname flower but she may attempt to reclaim it in the future.

Will absolutely playfight. Never wins because she ends up laughing too much to concentrate. Magnus totally lets her win sometimes though.

Pascal is her best friend and babysitter oddly enough. He totally rushes around hurrying to stop her from doing something silly. Later on Magnus intentionally tries to help her have fun which only causes Pascal more panic.

Later on with Flynn, he probably is more of a babysitter at first. Totally didn't get it but understood all too well why she would regress. Since Rapunzel probably wouldn't think about her behavior I imagine Flynn does some digging to figure out what's going on.

Cannot sleep in the dark anymore. Terrified that Gothel will come back so she can't fall asleep alone in the dark ever. Pascal never leaves her side at night.

Rarely stops smiling when regressed and has killer puppy dog eyes. Does experience spouts of anxiety and paranoia. I feel her parents would be heavily involved in trying to help her heal her inner child, especially since they missed watching her grow up.