Hold On Guys Lemme Switch To My Pc

hold on guys lemme switch to my pc

[the canopy of my craft's cockpit opens with an outpour of steam, two assistants slowly lift me up onto my feet and hose me off]

[i stumble down the airstairs like an infant that has just learned to walk and am escorted to my barracks cell]

sorry that took a while are you guys still playing minecraft

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