They Should Know That You’re More My Type Than Jon Is 😪

Well, the dead don’t talk or complain or go on twitter. I’d rather hang out with some dead people too 😪

I started playing The Mortuary Assistant, and now my obsession with all things paranormal has emerged again. If i ever have to stop wrestling, I know what i wanna do. I feel like i can tolerate the dead better than actual living and breathing people.

I do think they had a picture of you pulled up when creating it, the flippy hair and patterns really seal it together 🤭 I mean — They most definitely had a picture of Me pulled up for that star-studded bear..

also I personally believe you’re not old enough to be on build a bear, it seems more like a 50-70 website.

this is the only valid april fool's post today.

AHHH my darling mina .. I wasn’t told how many pretty girls would be on here ❤️ Where are you living now? I long to see your beautiful face again …

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

Anaïs Nin, The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Vol. IV: 1944-1947

From the desk of Toni Storm ⋆♫˚.⋆⭒.˚⋆ April 22nd

The plastic ring around her finger became somewhat of a comfort object overnight. Toni sat on the edge of her once-shared bed, gently turning the plastic around her digit and pressing a thumb into the sticky parts where it was once a lolly.

Marriage. What a strong commitment to make to someone she broke away from. It wasn’t a decision that came lightly when she was asked the first time around. Toni began traveling globally, Joseph was in Japan, the time zones and the distance was hard. She had always assumed it was a mutual break between them. Yet, once they had both signed to become All Elite, the distance closed between them and a feeling inside her chest told her she was missing something.

That something still stayed at home and took care of Toni, running hot baths and holding the ice on her back when she needed it. It was the same something that would sit across the dining room table, making jokes and cleaning up after she had cooked. Something that had made time to watch movies and cheer her on from home when he had been injured and in pain. Maybe Toni was a fool for thinking there was nothing between them anymore. Maybe ‘fool’ was putting it too nicely.

Fuck.

That was the first word that came to mind.

Shit.

The second word she could think of.

Toni stood up, pacing around the room in an attempt to get her mind thinking straight. Maybe Toni wanted to have a wedding.

She chewed on the plastic that marked their vows to one another. A wedding surrounded by friends and family.

The plastic turned white, threatening to break. And maybe, just maybe, Toni would rather have done it sober.

The ring cracked between her teeth. Dammit.

dick game so bad i dont even have one

I think it will be 99.9% animated films, so you don’t have anything to worry about. I’m thinking of bringing little cocktail weenies — The ones wrapped in dough.. Are you bringing anything fun?

there’s no scary movies tomorrow, right? i don’t wanna sleep with the lights on 😟

Same thing, is it not?

ever since I’ve been announced for bloodsport, the old man’s been blowing up my phone as if I’m about to be drafted in the war.

We'll put you to bed before watching something scary ❤️

there’s no scary movies tomorrow, right? i don’t wanna sleep with the lights on 😟

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