If You Could Fight Anyone At The Party, Who Would It Be?

Everyone is so small-minded.. Let’s start looking for Women over 40 🤤 I am accepting applications for MILFS OVER 40!!

Madame is the greatest star of them all.

Gloria Swanson in Sunset Blvd. (1950) dir. Billy Wilder

Oh it will be a battle of the ages.. It will end with all of us being winners, and then we will leave in a horse drawn carriage while feeding each other chocolate-covered strawberries ☺️ five star match !

Tonight I’m going to have so much fun with our resident bad girl.. It will be quite the spectacle!

[ 📲 ] My morning star ☀️ It’s good to hear from you

[ 📲 ] This past weekend has been very eventful for me, so don’t worry about me! I hope all the festivities were a fun little break.

[ 📲 ] I’ll be in Florida until Wednesday morning. If you’re around, we can get drinks and catch up ❤️

incoming text ... @hcllywoodending

[ sms ] — my starlight, i did not know you would be here in vegas ! i thought you were resting as a star should. how are you doing ? is everything going all well ?

[ sms ] — we need to catch up soon since i am here still and won't be leaving until the event closes. after this, i am completely free !

This stuffie looks a bit like you… a lot like you, actually.

this is the only valid april fool's post today.

( 💬 ) Though your wisdom is very intriguing 🤔 Especially the mandarin.. It’s a bit different.

( 💬 ) Well, it’s a lot different actually. It still concerns you, though.

( 💬 ) You see, I have a puppet made in my likeness, but it just sits and collects dust for I don’t know how to use it.

( 💬 ) This is where you come in and help me 😊

( sms ) @harleycam 📲

( 💬 ) I have a strange request…

( 💬 ) You are knowledgeable about this. So I need your help.

My darling Mina, it’s only up fron here ☺️ You will continue to be a star that shines brighter than the rest of the night sky.

i am still crying after my last match in stardom. i will miss everyone who i have worked with. it was bittersweet. now it is time for a new chapter to begin !! 🩷

Everyone needed to know.. I’ve been sober with a bruised buttock!

Yes, that was the most important part of my entrance. I needed everyone to know

She is definitely my favorite broad as well, might I add … And think of this : us aussies should definitely stick together, yeah? I think there is definitely enough of me and my thighs to go around ☺️

Tonight I’m going to have so much fun with our resident bad girl.. It will be quite the spectacle!

Tonight I’m watching from my hotel, unfortunately. Last night was weird and I drank too much. Congratulations to everyone so far ☺️ I am cheering you all on from my room