Idk Man, I Just Felt So Sad Seeing So Many Happy Birthday Posts Directed Only To Andrew. They Are TWINS

but it's like whatever

"Wishlist"

Maya: Okay so…Damian…

Damian: Shit.

Maya: It’s nothing bad!

Maya: This list of traits you’d like to see in a partner is way better than I thought it was going to be!

Damian: …But?

Maya:

Maya: But I do have a few…concerns…

Damian:

Maya: So, like: ”Actively considers me a human being” is objectively a good thing, but I do have to ask--

Damian: Do you? 

Damian: Do you really?

Maya:

Maya: Yikes, my guy. 

Maya: Alright, “Capable of beating me in a fight” cuts out a lot of candidates--

Damian: I value competence and skill.

Damian: Plus I don’t want to have to be concerned for their safety.

Maya: Sure, but you didn’t phase it as “Capable of protecting themselves,” so I think that implies some kind of--

Damian: What else has made you so concerned, Ducard?

Maya:

Maya: Well…

Maya: You mention Jon by name…three separate times.

Damian: What? No I--

Maya: “Kind eyes, much like Jonathan’s” and “A strong moral compass, comparable to Superboy’s,” 

Maya: …then you say “Jonlike.”

Damian:

Damian: I fail to see the--

Maya: Oh! I missed one. 

Maya: This is just straight up his full name.

Damian:

Maya: And his Kryptonian name in parenthesis. For clarity. 

Damian:

Damian: …I feel like you’re trying to imply something.

Maya: Oh my god?

do you think Erik refers to Andrew and Aaron as his stepsons?

maybe it started as a way to quickly explain why his partner wasn't in Germany/wouldn't be anytime soon without having to breakdown the whole situation. just a little shortcut for nosy people who aren't entitled to their personal lives.

maybe he just got used to it and it became a normal association. maybe he even started to like it. ah yes I should check in on how the stepsons are doing when I talk to Nicky next. thanks for asking, my stepsons are doing well in school we're excited for their graduation coming up.

but he doesn't say it to Nicky or the twins because that's opening a can of emotional worms he knows his poor emotionally repressed american family members aren't ready to unpack yet.

but maybe one day he calls them his stepsons without really thinking about it when he's visiting and they hear him.

maybe.

Miya: Reki you are the worst in every way imaginable. If you were kidnapped tomorrow I wouldn’t notice unless it was because I realized I was free from being a witness to your mediocrity.

Reki: *doesn’t show up to S 1 time*

Miya: *definitely not crying* Langa, where the hell is Reki?

Kevin you do things too sexy have some shame

HIMMMM

Aaron Minyard with this han jisung fit yeah u fkn bet

🦊🦊🦊

SUPER SONS 💥

my headcanon:

1. damian gave jon the robin merch hoodie as a birthday gift because he thought it was funny, but then jon proceeds to wear the hoodie everytime they meet and tell damian he’s the next robin to annoy damian, and damian HATES it ☠️

2. jon asked kon where to buy leather jackets and bought one for damian 🫶

Does anyone want to start a atfg gc with me on twitter 🙏🏽🙏🏽 I need more atfg moots