I... Exist Again???

Jokes on you I am everyone and everything, everytime all at once

oh god why am I on this app again

Randy jade Randy jade Randy jade

How Your Characters Might Flirt Using Food (Because Food = Love)

Because sometimes “I love you” sounds like “did you eat?”

“I saved the last piece for you.” → Literal affection disguised as generosity.

“This isn’t as good as the one you like, but it’s close.” → Translation: I pay attention.

“Try this. No, just—trust me.” → Feeding them is flirting. End of story.

“I remembered you don’t like onions, so I left them out.” → That’s a love letter.

“I burned it. You’re eating it anyway.” → Domestic chaos = love language unlocked.

“You always steal bites, so I got you your own.” → He saw, he adapted. Soulmate.

“You’re not allowed to fall in love with anyone who cooks better than me.” → Petty? Maybe. Adorable? Absolutely.

I JUST GOT A CAT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOODODODODODOD HOW TO TAKE CARE HOW TO TAKE CARE WHHAATAT GHHHHHHH

y,uour'e cool i like you,,,🗣️

WHA?MMNS whA?!!! I JUST OPENED MY INBOX?NNNKSK THANKYOU??? THSNKYOU??? COOL PERSON LIKES ME?!?(2(?$#!$!!$!)((#?#?!$(#)#?#?$!)#?"?#?#?#?#??$9#?? /combusts into sprinkles

(i luv ur shtick person)

Did you know the spectre HATES romance and love?

THISISYE SO CUTIE!!! LOVE PGONEFINFI

bonus points for when he manages to get a virus on ot

Im so tired

Dear shower havers,

HOW THE HELL DO YOU ADJUST THE THING TO HE THEBCORRECT TEMPERATURE??? I BE OUT HERE TURNIN THE KNOB THANG TO THE LEFT A LIL THEN 5 SECONDS LATER TO THE RIGHT A BIT

and repeat.

until the shower ends.

is this not the definition of medieval torture?

PLEASE

Theres either scorching burn marks across my back or suddenly im Anna in the Frozen 1 movie

urger

i wonder where is the burger

chicken jockey

Freaking losers

oh yeah and this