I Posted In My Status, "shit I Forgor To Eat God" WHICH WAS A TYPOO I Meant To Say 'good' But Now That

i'm so sorry that i couldn't find you, kid.

WOWZERS sO MUCH CONTENT WOWZERS WOWZERS!1!!1!1

The Wheel of Wow!

hello everyone! happy valentine's day, happy dialtown anniversary! welcome to The Wheel Of Wow!

ao3 link here!

The Wheel Of Wow is a multimedia fic project a handful of us friends at the yaoi hivemind have had cooking for about 8 months (!) now. here's how it works:

-we took every eligible (pre-dlc) dialtown character and put them on a wheel -we spun that wheel twice, a bunch of times, to create a batch of randomly-generated ships. -and each of us picked one or two ships off that list to write a fic or draw a comic about!

we've got a total of 8 works- 6 fics and 2 comics (one of which is 15 whole pages!). these run the gamut of feelings and genres from comedy and fluff to psychological horror, true lové, and zoomaster erotica.

our final setlist is as follows:

He's All That I Want (And I Want Him So Bad) by @teruthecreator

Not The Man They Think I Am At Home by @torchichate

Why Does It Feel Like I Just Got Scammed? by @irradiatedsnakes

You Better Be Believin' by @bandtrees

Although I Have No Arms to Hold You In, a Human Passion Burns Within by @computercreature

Welcome to the ZOO! ZOO! ZOO! by @tigsbitties

Servisory, Congratulatory by @tigsbitties

There's a Dream in Everyone by @bandtrees

(+i did illustrations for every one of these!)

while these all are technically standalone, the order is very deliberate! we HIGHLY recommend you read them all in order as they're presented on ao3.

the fic overall is rated as mature- the explicitness rating is abouuut as raunchy as dialtown itself gets, but there's some heavy stuff in there at points. each fic will have relevant content warnings and tags listed at the beginning.

this project is an absolute labor of love and i'm so proud to be a part of it. everyone's done such an incredible job, i'm really excited for you all to see it!

happy valentine's day!!! enjoy!!!

chicken jockey

Freaking losers

oh yeah and this

OWH MEINZ GOTTZ THAMKYOU THE SO VERY MUCH!1!1!1!1!2 i dident check my notifs and only saw this because i was scrolling your account....(ILOVEFLUGILOVEFLUGILOVEFLUG)

(I am so inlove wifh flug pleadpeleasepleasepleadeplease I WANT TO KISSHIM AAAAAAAAA)

I THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE SOLDIER ESPECIALLY IN 2024 NEARLY ALL CONTENT I FIND OF VILLANOS ITSELF IS LIKE 5 YEARS AGO 🙏🙏🙏💥💥💥💥

I love Flug

here's another one for you

(Thank youuu🙏🏻🥹💕 I feel the same... so I had to take things into my own hands. no matter where I go I'm the only one posting consistently since more than just a few months before giving up or moving on... I'm in the official server and I get barely or no reaction, nobody else posts, but I keep going like my life depends on it. I can't help it, my autism won't let it go. I've been here without a break since 2017 so... it's safe to say I'm not going away)

guys plz plz plz plz help something happened to me suddenly all object heads are hot to me and i instinctively say smash in my head help help gelp whats happenign

woah this is actually like so cool

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

ooooooooh my hgsggahd Olibebr.. Oliberr... ooyuhh Olivverrr me belooovvedf.d.d. I enjoy this piece of art very mucyrh.

Relaxing evening in a haunted movie theater.

I don’t draw Oliver often enough he’s a funky fella. The most buttery of the bunch.

To cleanse you of a certain Anon ask,

How did you discover Dialtown?

(a totally not egocentric ask)

I was... Scrollin t'...hru...c.ai.... and saw... object heads... mybeloved.... and then i asked... a CERTAIN friiend o mine...

After forsaken

Corn is the fruit of vegetables and tomato is the vegetable of fruit