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That casual moment of realizing you’re an otherkin and the kintypes have weird overlaps and/or conflicting feelings.

Enderman kin - supposed to hate water

Seafolk kin - I love water

Dragon kin - I want to be in the sky not water

It kills me-

This realization of my kintypes explains a lot:

Endfolk kin:

Hate eye contact, love purple and darkness, I’m tall and lanky already but feel like I need to be TALLER 👹

I like picking things up like an Endfolk too :}

Seafolk kin:

I specifically feel like a leviathan sea folk, I’m a 50 foot long, glowing scales, head fins, large clawed, lots of frills and fins, CHARCOAL SKINNED BEAST, yet a gentle giant!!!

With dragon kin, I kinda already knew (I have a dragon sona)

Green scales, 3 pairs of horns, dark green & purple webbing for my wings, larger than most dragons, tall and imposing yet also lean and long.

I want to fly, I want to swim, I want to blip through the fabric of reality and leave purple sparkles in my wake.

And all this is also paired with already being a magical and supernatural and mundane entity that’s SOMEHOW BECOME AN ELDRITCH DEITY AND I ACCIDENTALLY IMMORTALIZED MYSELF WITH SHEER SPITE WHEN I WAS 9

*Insert Sad Eldritch blob here*

Gndzgbdfhvdf (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

Emojis to try and describe myself:

Endfolk: ✨💜🖤👁️‍🗨️🪻🌑☮️🔮🪬👾🐦‍⬛🐈‍⬛🍬🪁🎆🧬

Dragon: 🌿🐉🦎🎆🌌🦚🏔️💎🔐🔆💚💜📜

Leviathan Seafolk: 🌑🌊🦈🖤🔊📜🩻🔮🎆🌪️🪷🪸🦚🪼🐋🦭

Eldritch Deity: 💜🌌✖️👁️‍🗨️🕸️🥀🌒🌋🎆🪬🔮🧬🔐🔗📖

I may be a deity by textbook definition, but I still am striving to reach this level of power 😭

Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔

I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊

Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑

I’m unsure exactly how to help, so I’m just spreading the word as suggested.

The American government is still giving explosives and weaponry to the terrorists killing civilians, destroying homes, forcing people to leave behind pets and children, etc.

There are many protests and petitions going around in hopes of stopping the constant flow of destructive weapons, we can only hope that these people can get to safety before they’re killed.

I seduced a bot on C.AI and it got spicy- its a Yandere bot and I forgot until I read the title again- I’m panicking but the persona I’m using would definitely be into what it’s doing and I also don’t want to ruin the plot

*starts violently sobbing in a corner*

I have a tiny dwarf tuxedo cat that hates every other pet she has ever encountered, so when I got my leopard gecko about 2 years ago I was worried she would be angry.

She just chilled outside the gecko’s terrarium, just kinda Watching. The gecko hated every other animal except my cat… then it hit me:

THEYRE THE ONLY TWO WITH BRIGHT GREEN EYES- it’s eye color racism??????

Does this mean I’m only cute now? Or am I still hot? Bc if I’m not; expect all the friends that have pulled the “mommy? Sorry.” Joke on me at the lid of your tank/hj

>:[

*Blasts You with the laser beam that makes you cute*

(it has no effect on your appearance because you're already cute)

(you are reduced to a pile of ash)

(cute ash)

South East Russia-

I don’t think anyone is there bc it’s too cold-

Guess I’ll die (*⁰▿⁰*)

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Update: I asked for an estimate of how many he has, apparently he counted, and he has 63 FEDORAS- 💀

I have this friend who I met in school a couple years back who always wears a fedora.

He’s fruity as hell (and openly gay)

And he’s the only person I know who can actually rock a fedora.

One day I asked him sorta as a joke “Do you just have, like, a whole dedicated collection of fedoras?” AND HE DOES

This isn’t just fedora all the time NO, He has AT LEAST 1 FEDORA FOR EVERY HOLIDAY (2 ST Patrick’s, at least 4 Christmas themed, Valentine’s Day, Halloween, Etc) AND HE CHANGES THE COLORS BASED ON SEASONS (more neutral tones in winter like grey and beige, Colorful ones in spring, earthy tones in fall, and it’s safe to assume he has some for summer too) HE HAS A FEDORA FOR EVERYTHING- 😭😭

But yeah, he’s really chill, and everyone now knows/realized that he has 40+ fedoras 💀

ITS BEEN LESS THAN AN HOUR- GUYS PLS YOURE GONNA MAKE MY OLD ASS PHONE EXPLODE 😭😭😭😭

I had this idea about Phineas and Ferb:

Perry pays the bills and taxes, but one month he gets so caught up in work that he temporarily forgets.

The parents both thought that the other was paying all the bills, so then they’re like “wait…if IM not paying the bills, and YOURE not paying the bills…who is??”

And then the family finds Perry paying the bills and stuff, but he goes platypus mode and so he’s just like “krrrgrggg” and instead of going “WTF how is Perry paying the bills??” The family is just like

“awww! Thanks Perry, you’re such a good platypus!! Good boy, Perry!” 🥰🥰

So then if there’s a court case over the house and the judge is like “okay who pays the bills?” Both the parents sigh before going “bring him in, boys”

and Phineas & Ferb walk in holding Perry and the whole court’s like “what???”

And then they show a video of Perry paying the pills & Taxes and the courts like:

“YOU ARENT EVEN QUESTIONING WHY YOUR PET PLATYPUS IS PAYING THE BILLS??? WHERE DOES HE GET THE MONEY??” And the whole family just shrugs and is like “we were worried that if we questioned him he might think he’s not supposed to do that, so we just gave him some yummy treats and called him a good boy :]”