That's Cool AF.

Wait, are you slam-dunking LeBron, or a basketball in the game with LeBron? Also Lamborghinis are overrated. Too identifiable by the cops.

do you ever think that maybe the reason we dream is because our souls long for another plane of existence? one of suffering and hellish delights, one that only knows the depravity and desperation of a dream realm, a torture chamber of our own making, created from our yearning to suffer be shattered??????

I dream of slam-dunking LeBron and driving big Lamborghinis

Why not all three?

Bombed out bathroom, on a cold winter night. You and your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade run to the nearest shelter, to grab a med kit to help a short person who is hurt. You arrive, a couple seconds later than the other two, and look at the mirror. The kid looks at you, but only briefly, as their stitches need to be cleaned. You stumble to the furthest stall, the one with more space and you sit. You sit down to regain your thoughts and come to a conclusion. THIS SUCKS. A few minutes later and they come to check on you, worried about the pool of blood forming out from the stall. The see you, gasp, and ask why

"you had to help the kid"

"BITCH IM 6 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU IM JUST SHORT!"

And then you pass, having finally gaslit the shortie one last time

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

Cute-otye

This is just a really toxic workplace?

Guy who's getting fired

Customer service who needs to explain that the guy you worked with is fired

The guy who gets the other guys workload, but doesn't have a clue about these people cuz they threw out the notes

The same guy two weeks later, being promised a raise, only for corporate to deny it for 6 months before they fire him for poor performance(he's doing 3 times the work without his coworkers doing anything, so his work is suffering) or he quits(happy ending)

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

Carve the hear t into their Bones

Then, if you break up, you have to break them

On the anniversary of our time together I want to cuddle a the couch and force you to watch a little movie I made out of the first time I violated you. I want to lick your tears away as you beg your past self to run in your mind.

I want to feel you up as you watch yourself scream and beg for me to stop doing the same in the video. To feel how limp and docile you have become in my hands.

I want to force you to cum while you watch yourself forced into the tiny cage that you now sleep in, too small to stand or lay down in, and shocked until all that comes from your mouth is an incoherent babble of broken screams.

Then I want to carve hearts in your flesh to show you how much I love you.

I think I lost touch with my inner weeb.

Drop dead gorgeous but they don't know that I'm the one poisoning everyone.

Drop dead gorgeous but the necromancer forgot to resurrect my assets

Pukimon is fucking great!

Pokemon fucking sucks

All of us here knows this already.

Good art and all but, why is Vegeta so tall? We all know that prince Vegeta is barely Bulma's height on a good day, and the only one with a height comparable to Goku or Gohan is Trunks? I hate seeing people falling victim to Supers "average to somewhat tall" bias for the main protags.

I hope you consider this for future reference. Also y is he smiling? No one is getting maimed or currently experience bodily harm? Love how you did trunks and bulla tho.

All in all, good art, but Vegeta is too tall

The Vegeta-Briefs family

a reference from these two awesome art of Goku and Gohan's family

I'm crying man. I was doing my best to finish this art and make it perfect cus I love this anime and the characters. they're just so freaking good. and it was worth it. I absolutely love how the artwork turned out.

also here's a closeup of Vegeta's royal family. and yes, the mother is my own fan design. another thing, I didn't draw her eyes cus I have this collective headcanon the Queen may have died during/after Tarble's birth. that's why we haven't seen her yet.

I said after inhaling my dose of copium for the day.

(pretty pretty please like and reblog this post. don't let this flop I beg you)