Someone: What is your meaning of life?
Me: Shipping those people who are "just friends."
Me : Let's play Sherlock, because I can't find my headphones.
Brain : You think they're here?
Me : I Hope so...
Brain with sarcasm : Well, keep it up.
Friend: How do you like our new generation of teenagers?
I'm looking at people who act like assholes: Well, it seems to them there is normal ...
Someone: Hey, what's wrong with you? You look more depressed today.
Me: Because I had a hard day.
Someone: And what did you do all day?
Me: I tried to draw a damn line on that fucking hand!
Me.: *quietly sits in the room and cries*
Me.: Why can't I talk to anyone about my favorite fandoms? Why is everyone silent in my presence, why?...
Me.: *continues to cry*
Hylics Specimen Chart (feat. #07 and #23 and their subparts)
Someone: Hey, why are you crying?
Me: Oh, well, the ending of Sally Face hit the eyes.