This Gutted Me So Badly On First Listen That I Had Genuine Difficulty Liking Georgie Afterwards. I Get

The corruption

when I was a kid I had a small slide in my backyard. unbeknownst to me, a hive of wasps had decided to happily homestead underneath it. so one day I decide that I wanna be a bona fide disney child star. I set up my camera near the top of the slide, perform my audition, and decide to complete my dance routine with a ride down the slide.

dear reader, now that all the stings have long since healed, that video is the single funniest product of my childhood

*saunters up to the Distortion, batting eyelashes* damn, are you a system of differential equations with complex eigenvalues for which the real part is possitive? because you sure are spiral and unstable 🥰

I don’t usually dress very interestingly, but I’ll oblige

(not doing tags, feel free to join if you see this)

picrew chain? <3

Picrew

Baby Carrot outfit maker

THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS!! I will be updating this from time to time :p OK to use for: pfp, character reference, tiktok trends I guess et

i love this new picrew sm! tagging blogs i enjoy, you're welcome to join. :-)

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has anyone ever… like…. casually listened to the magnus archives. did anyone ever consume that podcast normally and then just.. do something else. I’ve never met someone who listened to tma and didn’t absorb it into their blood and bones

[Plaintext: she who on my what til i— oh my god what the fuck is that thing]

she who on my what til i— oh my god whh at t he ff u ck ist that th i n g

Favorita abt TMA is that all the boys are the least combatants possible while the girls at any sign of threat want to tear things apart

so true. tma women are all like "I'm gonna kill you badly with my fire and my knives and my worms and my guns and my explosives" and tma men are all like "oohh you'll be sorry for that in four seasons time when I finally have enough trauma to harness into a superpower." even big bad elias is completely weak to physical violence being enacted on him, he had to outsource talking melanie down from stabbing him to jon and it takes him a full scene of mind games to stop basira from knocking him into next week.

Yo distortion girlies check this shit out

^ clickable link

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52255663

heres a. trans!martin blackwood angst fic I think ‼️🤘 ao3 debut follow for bangers

youre not yaoiful at all

been seeing an uptick in opinions about oh ana by mother mother lately… just a reminder that miss jane prentiss grabbed that song by the throat and made it her bitch