AITA For Popping A Boner When My Super Hot Bartender Picked Me Up Like I Was A Tiny Chihuahua (P.S. I'm

🕷️Meet Joe Arguelles, a comparative biology Ph.D. student in the Museum’s Richard Gilder Graduate School. His research focuses on understanding the molecular drivers of the incredible mechanical properties of spider silks.

🕸️He also studies the evolution of “prey capture systems” (silk, venom, and vision) in active hunting spiders, and how these genes have changed in response to the loss of web-spinning behavior.

I saw someone dress as in star wars. I love seeing stuff like this it's fun.

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Ohhhh myyy gosshhhh I love this sooo muchhh, i can’t wait to see his spidey suit design

Thank you so much for the lovely words!!! Ask and ye shall receive!

This Peter is poison-based- and his webbing has a numbing effect if it touches the skin. He can also shoot web darts that act like tranquilizers.

Other than his webs, he has poison spikes extending from the webbing between his knuckles, injecting high doses of the venom into his enemies- rendering them paralyzed in the spots they hit almost immediately (if regular humans) or after consecutive hits (for enemies like Rhino, etc).

Peter also has a crazy high prey drive and enjoys the chase/hunt.

I smiled when i read this! 😂

What's a guy gotta do to get hunted by this guy?

Easy bro, just be a pigeon, bro.

(Prey drive neuron: Activate!)

lol

Brainworm of Inmate!Peter Parker. Went to Rykers after a botched robbery turned manslaughter.

Your spidy has me on my back, legs wide open

Thank you so much!! I channeled all my thirst for him, glad to see i'm not alone <3