Assemble Morally Questionable Tableaus Of Character And Eat Them

Guys. You guys. What the fuck is happening now

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Happy New Years Eve 🎉🙌🏼😌

the way hugh dancy invented gender

Did something happen or is our obsession just synching up again?

Yea. This.

Ok, but how do Will and Hannibal, like, LIVE together? It's not all fucking and recreational murder.

Like, Hannibal obviously cooks and Will obviously does yard work. Who does the general housekeeping? Hannibal will want to hire someone and Will will be like 'I REFUSE TO HAVE A STRANGER TOUCHING ALL MY STUFF >:('

And then Hannibal will be like 'I'll touch ur sTuFf', but in a weird, Hannibal Way like 'Is it a matter of pride or a safe guard against intimacy? What is a home but an extension of our selves, even our very bodies? Have we not, through our cohabitation, the mingling of our material lives, become more intimate than a simple sweep and dust could ever approach? Tell me, Will, what dust and detritus has settled into the cracks of your being that we, together, have not unearthed into the light?'

And then Will would be like 'I'm going to kill you with knives and hammers, you pretentious fuck.'

And then they have sex on the kitchen floor.

What the fuck was I talking about.

hannibal no longer slicking his hair back and letting it grow out longer and softer in italy is his version of cutting bangs and dyeing the ends hot pink after a really bad breakup.

Merry Merlin-Day