Every Time I Listen To “you’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch” I Can’t Help But Sit There And Think “what

Nino: How do girls know that they're off their periods? Does a something ding like a timer?

Marinette: An elf pops out, throws confetti at us and yells "YOU'RE FREE! See you next month."

Adrien: So, you give birth to an elf every month?

Marinette: Yup.

Alya: And that, kids, is how Santa gets his elves.

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Me a genderfluid😊😄

be like Thor, be there to support your loved ones,accept who they are and celebrate them

reblog this if your blog is a safe space for poc

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

Made the mistake of bringing up that needing glasses is a disability on tiktok and people got real mad.

“You can fix it with glasses” yeah, cuz they’re a disability aid? But like, I still have to pay 160 bucks to use my own fucking eyes?

Like, by definition, if your eyes do not work without aid, you have a disability to see.

Having a disability doesn’t automatically put you in what people consider the “disabled” category, but that doesn’t change the fact that it is in fact, a disability.

thomas jefferson and sally hemings did not have a forbidden romance as many historians like to say. sallywas thomas’s child sex slave and it’s time that people know the truth about our founding fathers. 

We have to remember that with every day that passes without a ceasefire, more people are being murdered in Palestine. I know it's tempting to shut down! Or brains aren't designed to process this much suffering and pain for long periods of time. But we have to make a conscious, intentional effort to keep paying attention, keep sharing news from voices on the ground, and keep calling for Palestinian justice and freedom. Please don't fall into apathy!

mess him up peter

Whumptober Day 15: Manhandling

Word Count: 1968

Warnings: Mentions of blood

Update: So apparently tumblr killed links (Idk why, it honestly makes no sense) But if that’s the case I won’t be linking my masterlists anymore until it’s fixed. If any post has a link in it, it won’t appear in the search engine. Obviously others are saying it too but please if you see a fic/content you like the reblog it! It just became much harder for content creators to spread their work and this would help a lot! You can find my Masterlist on my profile and the Whumptober Masterlist under series!

It’s not like Peter wanted to get into a fight with Flash, it’s just when the opportunity arose he took it.

He was never the one to fight someone unless it was some low life criminal. Flash was just a bully who said mean things to get under Peter’s skin. Half the time he ignored it and took a beating if he had to. He was Spider-Man after all, a bully shouldn’t phase him.

Peter was on his way to lunch when Flash cornered him in the hallway. They just got out of chemistry, and more importantly a lab. Peter had fun, his lab partner was Ned and Michelle came over to their table to leave her usual witty comments. Their teacher always liked to make the labs engaging asking questions throughout the lab.

He didn’t think much of it at the time when he corrected Flash on his answer. The teacher asked him to anyway, he meant nothing towards the kid. That, however, didn’t translate to Flash when he shoved Peter into some lockers. Before Ned and MJ could intervene, some of Flash’s friends blocked them from helping.

“You think you’re so smart huh Parker?” Flash sneered. “Embarrassing me like that in front of everyone, you got some nerve.”

“It’s not my fault the teacher asked me to correct you,” Peter said. “It happens dude get over it.”

Flash grabbed his collar and slammed his head hard against the lockers. Though that felt like a mere tap, Peter couldn’t help let his mind wander off to the night on Coney Island. He wasn’t in school anymore, he was on the beach pinned beneath Vulture’s claws. He shook fear written on his face as Flash laughed.

“Hey, asshole let him go!” Ned shouted over the forming crowd.

“You got a real shitty ego pal!” MJ yelled ready to throw some hands with Flash’s buddies.

Flash ignored them watching a trembling Peter. “Jesus Penis you’re so pathetic. I’m going to have a fun time embarrassing you in front of everybody.”

Peter didn’t say anything, he was only focused on the Vulture’s face grinning down at him.

“What’s got you so scared huh? That fact that I’m going to kick your ass?”

As Peter clenched his fists trying to ground himself he also didn’t realize oncoming punch. The moment his senses warned him of oncoming danger, Flash’s fist connected when his face.

Dropping to the ground, Peter felt a small trickle of blood dripping from his nose. He blinked a few times taking in his surroundings now fully aware of the large crowd around him. It wasn’t long before Flash grabbed him by his collar again.

“This is too easy Parker.”

“Well maybe if you paid attention in class then you actually know the-“

Peter’s head slammed into the lockers as a fist connected with his face. He could already feel the black eye forming as Flash just smirked. He really could use a teacher right about now but none were in sight.

“I’d shut that mouth if you know what was good for you.”

“Kiss my-“

Flash punched his face again as Peter shut his mouth. His words weren’t going to get him out of this fight. They seemed to be making things worse.

Flash faked Peter out with a punch laughing when he cringed in fear. “I have no idea what Tony Stark was in you,” He said. “You’re so pathetic.”

Peter didn’t say a word, he actually started to believe him.

“Well, Tony Stark isn’t any better,” Flash shrugged. “Hiding behind that suit as the UN’s puppet, hell the whole team are a bunch of freaks. That explains why Tony picked you, you’re just some pathetic freak.”

Peter’s blood boiled, no one talked about this family like that. Flash didn’t know the sacrifices they made to protect the world. He could take being called a freak all day but not when his family got involved.

“Oh and don’t get me started on the Winter Soldier. The dude is a literal murder and somehow he’s an Avenger.”

No one talked about Bucky like that, he was a victim of Hydra. He didn’t deserve being labeled a murder, he was a hero.

“You’re wrong,” Peter huffed standing up.

“Am I?” Flash questioned. “Because to me, they’re just pathetic pieces of-“

A hush fell over the crowd the moment Peter knocked Flash on his butt blood dripping from his nose. No one said a word, too shocked at the fact that Peter actually punched someone.

“The only pathetic person is you jackass. Grow the hell up and get your shitty ego in check.”

“Tell him, Peter!” MJ shouted.

“That’s my best friend!” Ned bragged.

Flash’s eyes narrowed. “That’s it!” He yelled tackling Peter to the ground.

The the two threw punches at each other as the crowd chanted forgetting about lunch. Peter didn’t know how long they fought all he knew is he got a few punches in before Flash slammed him to the ground.

“Alright tough guy-“

“That’s enough!” Principle Morita yelled.

Flash froze as the crowd parted ways, some running to the cafeteria while others slowly took a few steps back. They were in trouble now.

“You two, my office.”

“Mr. Morita please don’t call my dad, Peter started it,” Flash begged as Ned helped Peter off the ground.

“Good luck Pete,” He said.

____

Flash practically begged the whole way down to Morita’s office. Peter, on the other hand, kept silent. May wasn’t going to be pleased about getting a phone call from school while she was at work. He didn’t even know if her boss would let her off to pick him up.

Before Morita asked both of them to tell their sides of the story, he had many students walk in to tell him what they saw. Flash and Peter were seated apart silent watching people come in and out. By the time MJ they the office, Flash was called in.

Peter sat outside the principal’s office as Flash explained his side of the story. He wanted to laugh at the fake tears and sniffles coming from the room but his face hurt too much. When it was his turn an unhappy Flash threw him a glare before sitting down.

“Mr. Parker take a seat.”

Without a word, Peter took a seat in all too familiar chair. Sheepishly, he made eye contact with the principal. He was in a whole load of trouble.

“Mr. Parker, I want you to understand that fighting other students in the hallway is something we do not do at midtown.”

“I know.”

“That being said, after the many students I asked everyone but a few of Mr. Thompson’s friends all said that you were defending yourself.”

Peter’s eyes perked up, maybe he wasn’t in a shit ton of trouble.

“And though I understand your actions the school cannot tolerate any form of fighting. So as punishment I have to give you one day of suspension. Your aunt has already been called and informed me that Mr. Stark will pick you up.”

Nope, he was definitely going to get an earful from everybody. He was supposed to train today and now Steve was probably going to go harder on him.

“O-Oh ok. Thank you, sir.”

With that, Peter stood up exiting the office sitting as far away as he could from Flash. The dude radiated anger and by the looks of it, he must have gotten suspended for longer.

As time past, Flash’s dad came storming in demanding to talk to the principal. Which then ensued a twenty-minute debate on why his son should be suspended for three days. Peter had to laugh, Flash was really just like his father.

Once his father finally left with Flash in tow, he was left alone to his own thoughts. Tony was going to be mad, there was no doubt. A detention was one thing, but a suspension was a whole other ball game. By the time Tony walked in wearing one of his many pairs of sunglasses, Peter was full of nerves.

“Hey kiddo,” Tony said voice definitely hinting at a talk coming later. “You want to blow this popsicle stand?”

Peter only nodded grabbing his bag and walking out of the school. Hopping into Tony’s car, he didn’t say a word. He was too ashamed to even look at him.

Just as the school disappeared in the distance Tony cleared his throat. “Bruce is going to check you over once we get back. And Steve going to move your training session to another day. You took enough hits to just relax.”

“Ok,” Peter whispered.

“I would definitely call May later she sounded worried on the phone.”

“Ok.”

“Is ok the only word you know today?” Tony joked as Peter refused to look at him. “You wanna tell me what happened?”

“Not really.”

“Peter, we both know you don’t get into fights at school. So clearly something was said that made you act out. And don’t say you were defending yourself. After the amount of times Flash harassed you and your friends, you never punched him back.”

“I don’t wanna talk about it,” Peter said.

He was embarrassed that not only May had to be called, but Tony had to pick him up. And now he was going to face his teammates with a bloody bruised up face.

“Peter.”

“Just drop it.”

The car ride was quiet after that.

____

When they finally arrived at the compound the whole team was in the common room waiting. Peter felt his face heat up the moment he saw everyone.

“I have an ice pack for that shiner,” Bucky said. “And I thought Steve was the only to pick fights with school bullies.”

Peter didn’t laugh, he only took the ice pack and sat on the island stool to let Bruce look over him. The team was quick to pick up on his quietness.

“Well your nose isn’t broken,” Bruce said wiping off the blood from Peter’s face. “And the bruises with your healing factor should be gone in a day or so.”

“That’s going to be fun explaining to the kids tomorrow,” Clint laughed as Natasha hit his head.

“Peter has been suspended for a day,” Tony said leaning against the table. “And what caused it? Beats me because he doesn’t want to say.”

“It’s not important,” He mumbled.

“Clearly it must have if you threw some punches,” Natasha said.

“Come on kiddo, what did the punk say to you to make you lash out.”

Peter played with the hem of his sleeve. “He said,” he began unable to look at anyone. “That you guys were a bunch of pathetic freaks and he called Bucky a murderer. And I don’t know, I just snapped.”

The room was silent after that, no one daring to speak. Peter sniffled still embarrassed by his actions. “And I know I’m Spider-Man and I should be doing that but he kept saying these lies. I just couldn’t  sit there anymore.”

Bucky was first to hug him, whispering a quick thank you before ruffling his hair. Everyone else was quick to join in on the hug before Peter could barely breathe.

“Can’t breathe.” The team quickly backed up as Peter laughed. “Love you guys too.”

“Now I hate to ruin the love fest over here but I have to put my parenting skills to work,” Tony said as everyone rolled their eyes. “Though we appreciate you standing up for us, the last thing we want is you getting suspended. We’re adults we can take that stuff.”

“That’s debatable,” Peter smirked.

“Touché Mr. Parker,” He said ruffling his hair.

Peter smiled, forgetting about Flash’s comments and only focusing on the family that right in front of him. He was one lucky kid.

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