hannahdeyawoods

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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

I'd love to say that this is the dumbest thing I've ever made, but we both know that's a lie

arald: be concise: who is will treaty?

gilan: he’s a nerd.

horace: my right-hand man.

erak: the guy who "wouldn't tell me where halt hides his coffee stash under threat of death".

halt: one of the bravest men i know.

alyss, affectionately: a guy with a spine of steel, but that spine is actually the stick shoved up his ass.

gilan, again: a total fucking NERD.

george, scribbling things down: currently polling #3 on the list of sexiest rangers in the corps.

delia: my own personal hero whose name i might have tattooed on my arse once.

edwina, sighing: the guy whose name my daughter got tattooed on her arse once.

madelyn: my honorary dadm

crowley: my third-biggest headache.

gilan, still talking: a stupid idiot NERD.

jenny: the only reason i still have a boyfriend.

evanlyn: the only senior ranger in the group chat who didn’t take the piss out of me for drawing little hearts around horace's name on the battle strategies…

gilan, holding a struggling will in a headlock: my stupid little best friend second apprentice NERD

OK so wild take here

Dr Robotnik + Agent Stone = Mumbo Jumbo

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I mean look he's got black hair and a damn good moustache he and stone both have similar personalities and mumbo is really good with redstone.

Like literally a mix of the pair

Dare I say he's the perfect Fanchild

Artists: @tiredfoxtf @iveoy @ukiyoioi @millastaria

pnf revival challenge day 4: driver’s license!

Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything!✨

I wanted to add a page where they get pulled over by cops but ironically I spent 10 hours driving myself today and I’m falling asleep at my desk kfbshckm anyway here’s a bonus meme:

This is a part 2 to day 7

pnf revival challenge day 8: Books!

Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything! ✨

when in doubt how to fill a prompt, just continue off of the previous day (finger guns)

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

based da vinkis per usual

Save me, John Flanagan (author of Ranger's Apprentice and Brotherband Chronicles) interviews.

Some good examples

When being asked why he wrote a prequel of storts for Rangers Apprentice. His response was...

"‘Cause I wanted to"

What were the challenges working on such large story arcs? The highlights?

I’m not aware of challenges.....

Do you have a favorite character from the series?

.... [rambling about how can you choose] ... However, if you push me, I really like Tug.... [Tug is the horse.]

Looking back, how has your writing evolved from when you first started until now?

Well, it’s got better, thank God. 

Here are some extra good repsonses:

"I make Halt’s stew; that’s where it came from."

and to paraphrase a response on why he wrote the Brotherband Chronicles where a main part of the plot is sailing.

I've always liked the sea.

🎶It's my fuckin' birthday! 25 now!🎵

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

i think one of the best life lessons ra taught me at the tender age of like. seven? wasn't like. being brave!! or always giving it your all!! it was that some crimes are fine really. not all of them! but some crimes are fine. cool, even. epic. one might say

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Ive come up with the phrase "blorbo-in-law" which is a fictional character who isn't, like, YOUR blorbo from YOUR shows but it is your mutual's blorbo who you nevertheless have developed strong opinions about due to long term dash exposure

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

I have no words.

Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

[ image id: a picture of a grey and white rock on a white background, with a stock photo water mark overlaid on it end id]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

Love this village that Tumblr truly is because it's just us sticking our heads out the window and yelling across the street, "hey, is AO3 down!?"

fam don’t call a fic abandoned unless the author has stated it’s abandoned or is known to be dead. you have no idea if the fic is abandoned. life happens to people, and it’s not uncommon for a fic to update 3, 5, 10, or even more years later. it’s folly to assume that a fic is abandoned, because you deprive yourself of the chance that one day you’ll refresh a page (or open an email) on a random Tuesday afternoon and suddenly see a 10k word update to the novel-length fic your favorite author hasn’t updated in 13 years. and don’t tell other people a fic has been abandoned either, for the same reasons. And certainly please don’t comment it on the author’s fic or their posts elsewhere online lol

Day 8: Camera

It's all fun and games for Crab Call and the crab she trained to use a camera... Until it took photos of her making out with her husband

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED