Hamsandwich4736251 - Hi Im New Here 🖕

I love how insane this would look to anyone outside of the fandom

My mother would be scarred and scared and it would be the highlight of my dad and my sis would be cackling from 30 miles away

Happy Valentines Day💕

HELP THATS EVEN BETTER

Polite reminder to stay hydrated

HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!?

Made some more humanformer designs! Today’s victims are Bumblebee and Ratchet ✨✨

Reblogging for reference later totally no reason girlfriend dont worry its totally not (thats a lie) for you

t-word things that will ruin me (and my reputation)

1. telling me i’m cute when i’m blushing

2. one finger trailing down my sole. or my side. or my tummy. or literally anywhere

3. lulling me into a false sense of security by starting with massages, running your fingers through my hair, tummy rubs, etc.

4. POINTING OUT THE FACT THAT I LIKE IT DEAR GOD ITS SO EVIL BUT ITS SO GREAT

5. the frickin finger walking thing

6. keeping your fingers INCHES from my skin and wiggling them without actually touching me

7. whispering in my ear esPECIALLY IF YOU TEASE ME ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO DO OR TALK ABOUT I HOW YOU KNOW I’M ENJOYING IT OH MY GOD I WILL MELT INTO A PUDDLE 

8. growling playfully (especially when nibbling!) 

9. speaking of which, TICKLISH NIBBLES 

10. saying “that sound you made was so cute/ let’s see if we can get you to make that sound again” like I will be so red

11. using the t word as much as possible

12. making me admit something/ say the t word to get you to stop

13. USING YOUR FRICKIN NAILS

14. nuzzly tickles 

15. surprise attacks

16. fingers tracing down my spine

17. teasing me iN PUBLIC LIKE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT I CANT FALL APART IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE 

18. anticipation in any form. literally ANY form

19. picking me up gently to move me to a bed, couch, etc.

20. calling me nicknames ( @takeaguessitsjess keep your mouth shut)

Thats not a thing people do normally???????? Shit man i always did this especially in history class

Ooooo i should do this

"what, does it tickle?"

"stahp saying that-"

"why, can't you still say tickle?"

"sHhhfUCK-"

im fine i promise TwT

I am in love with the tiny moments of people i will never know

Bro for anyone feeling this: it’s probably the christianity if you were brought up catholic, you can deep six that shit like throwing slime on the ceiling

My girlfriend and i before i remember we’re at a homophobic school ;-;

Because I’m a sucker for Jayce looking at Viktor with a bit too much love in his eyes, and am fully convinced that they have moments when they almost end up kissing …

I WAS NOT READY HELP

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too