But Im A Crepe…. Im Some Weird Dough….

shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders

“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”

i was rewatching enies lobby, and theres a scene where luffy asks zoro a math question, and granted, it’s an easy multiplication, but i had a thought. what if…what if zoro is just really good at math for no reason?

Say what you will about the performative edginess of 1990s superhero comics, but there was a span in there where an artist could get away with depicting a popular superhero sporting a dick bulge the size of a grapefruit, and their editor would let them, and I don't think we fully appreciated that while we had it.

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

Guys 2014 is in two months