If Victors Had Social Media-> Part 3

Callista: I did not listened Adessa rambling about anatomy for nothing! Let me prove it, Nero.

( Universe B )

Callista: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Nero: Please never become a surgeon.

Bunch of incorrect quotes because it's friday and I'm currently releasing an incredible amount of serotonin.

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Brutus: You killed him.

Petra: *shrugs* He died of natural causes.

Emory: *looks at the corpse* Knife to the neck.

Brutus: I thought you said he died of natural causes.

Petra: There's nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck.

Devon: *nods* Yeah, what would be unnatural is if he survived.

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Callista: Never forget; being 'overdressed' is a concept made up by the people who don't want you to look better than them.

Nero: You're literally wearing an expensive wedding gown covered with blood right now.

Nero: Calli, we are at Lina's funeral.

Callista: And??? It's great metaphor.

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Lyme: What's that?

Claudius: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's privte information through a letter.

Lyme, looking over Claudius' shoulder" This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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Adessa, at 3 am, in the village group chat: Apparently a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately three and a half feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet--just behind the Victors who stepped on my rose bushes yet again.

Iris:

Odin:

Hera:

Brutus:

Misha: Morning to you too :)

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Lyme: Excuse you, I'm an excellent driver.

Nero: You almost ran over Enobaria by accident.

Lyme: Oh.

Lyme: I didn't get her? Damn it!

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*at a zoo*

Misha: What are they in for?

Emory: This isn't a prison.

Misha: So they can leave whenever they want to.

Emory: Well no, but-

Devon, pointing at a meerkt: I bet that one killed half a dozen.

Misha, trying to jump the fence: I'M JUST LIKE YOU LITTLE GUY!!! I'LL SET YOU FREE.

*people staring*

Emory: ...and this is why we can't have nice Victor-outings.

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Nero: Is that my sweater?

Enobaria: It used to be.

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Hera, looking at a broken window: I hope you have an explation for this.

Callista: I have three.

Callista: Pick your favourite.

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Lyme: *choking*

Claudius: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button is not working.

Misha: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!

Claudius: Genius!

Lyme, stops choking momentarily: wHAT THE HELL!?

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Ronan: I thought of you today.

Snow: How very nice of you.

Ronan: It reminded me to throw out the garbage.

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And now my old time favourites...

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Callista: I'm tired.

Nero: Well, you can do the S-word.

Callista: *gasps* You're a genius.

Nero: *realizes his mistake* Calli, no-

Nero: The S-word is sleep.

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Luna: What's that?

Odin: Adessa just gave me a get well soon card.

Luna: Ah, that's sweet of her.

Odin: I'm not sick, she just thinks I can do better when it comes to politics.

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Misha: On halloween we dress up as our skeletons, but every other day of the year, out skeletons dresses up like us.

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Misha: Why do people who use baby changing stations always come back with the same baby?

Emory: Remind me to never let you babysit for anyone ever.

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Callista: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Callista: I want to make him an outlier tribute. Once he is free of his fluffy, innocent and ignorant flesh, he may be long time lovers with insanity. He won't dare to leave me like others did.

Hera: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Callista: I'm tired.

Nero: Well, you can do the S-word.

Callista: *gasps* You're a genius.

Nero: *realizes his mistake* Calli, no-

Nero: The S-word is sleep.

A Callista tribute.

If Victors Went to Therapy

Therapist: Alright, now what do we say when we feel this way?

Nero: It'd be like that sometimes.

Callista: Hoe's mad.

Emory: *laughs nervously* I'm fine.

Devon: Don't de sad because sad backwards is das and das not good.

Lyme: Today feels like a good day to deadlift twice my bodyweight.

Brutus: Less depressy and more progressy.

Adessa: Mercury retrograde, my dear.

Iris: So no one told me life was gonna be this way. *slow clapping*

Misha: *incoherent laughing*

Claudius: Add to cart.

Enobaria: Welcome back to the shit show!

Ronan: Mood.

Petra: I don't have to say shit!

Therapist: ...this is far more serious than I had thought.

Capitol Person 1: They are dating!

Capitol Person 2: They have such a cute bond! Also they make an awesome headline 'Coriodessa: A Story Between A Victor And The President'.

Rest of their squad: *giggles*

Meanwhile...

Snow: Yes, I am a pretty person.

Adessa: Petty, I said petty.

Snow, frowns: But I am not petty.

Adessa: Why are you painting my roses with white paint then?

Snow: Because you refused my white roses, which is an act of pettiness.

Adessa: I politely said 'no thank you' to your offer. Because I like red roses.

Snow: I like white roses.

Adessa: See, everyone has different opinions on things, we should not forced them on to what we lik-

Snow: But you are wrong!

Adessa, done with this: I am always right!

Ronan: And I am tried!

Snow: Well, tired person, who do you think the petty one between us?

Adessa, mouths to Ronan: I am your Grand-Victor!

Ronan, mouths back: He is my president, he can kill me!

Adessa:

Ronan: Well, I think tulips are better for that matter, right?

Adessa: *smacks her forehead*

Ronan: Right!?

Snow:

Snow: I have never heard anything so low in my life.

Adessa: You never voice recorded yourself?

Snow: Have you ever acknowledged your height?

Adessa: At least I have enough dignity about showing who truly I am!

Snow: Oh? A coward!

Adessa sips her tea: I dissected a person while you sat your rich bottom down and watch people kill each other.

Snow: *breaths in deeply*

Que for 2 hour long argument

Ronan, talking to his therapist: Roses, they were just roses...

Luna: What's that?

Odin: Adessa just gave me a get well soon card.

Luna: Ah, that's sweet of her.

Odin: I'm not sick, she just thinks I can do better when it comes to politics.

Victors responding when someone stabs them with a sword

Devon: Oh no, I am allergic.

Nero: It could be worse.

Iris: That's fair, have a nice day.

Emory: It's the thought that it counts, and I appreciate the sentiment, but does this gift come with a receipt?

Enobaria: *laughter*

Misha: Wouldn't it be hilarious if I just flew backwards like a balloon do when you pop it? Let's try that again; pretend the first time did not happen. Please.

Hera: Not again.

Lyme: *grabs the sword by the blade and pulls it out* There, you dropped this.

Ronan: This was not the way I imagined what my day would be like when I woke up but who am I to complain.

Odin: Rude.

Claudius: Do it again, I dare you.

Brutus: Good to see you got your anger out of your soul. Can we go to hospital now?

Petra: Can I stab you too?

Adessa: *stabs the person back* Respect your elders, child.

Callista: You wound me, literally, you wound the hottest person you'd ever encounter in your pathetic life. Don't even try to look at me like that, it's a fact, darling. Wanna make out?

So, for the random character prompts,

⚔ and 🚫 for Adessa

🚩 for Nero

🧨 and 🔒for Callista, please.

For Callista she is very good at dancing. Like crazy good, but I don't think there's any specific style she likes? I suppose if she had to pick one it would the tango, and she also likes dirty club dancing the kind where your just grinding on your partner while you dance.

Also for Callista cringy rom-cons. She dreads that anyone finds out, but she does genuinely love them since she can poke fun at the characters and tropes.

For Nero I suppose cigarettes, they aren't healthy and he knows that, so cigarettes are sort of like a rare treat for him when things are especially bad. I think he picked the habit up from Adessa? He was never explicitly told that she smoked, but he put two and two together with the boxes he would find of them sometimes. Though like him she only ever smoked when things got really bad.

For Adessa her fear that she would consider irrational is the fear of never being good enough. She's always pushed herself, and been pushed to be the best, to work the hardest. But what people don't realise is that she can quite self-conscious. She never feels good enough really, there's always something she's done, someone she's disappointed in her eyes. She gets better at realising that she is good enough when she's older, but there are times when it will creep through.

Also for Adessa I think something that people, mainly people outside the village find weird about her is how emotionless she comes across. She looks quite blank and unfeeling really, and that's something that puts people off her because they believe her to be so unfeeling, where in reality that isn't true. She feels a lot, perhaps more than most people do, but she just can't express it well and can't figure out how to express it well so she just comes across as blank.

D2 Victors as memes