Iris: I Have Issues.

Misha: *gives the middle finger to a child*

Emory: Okay.

Misha: *blows up a building for aesthetic*

Emory: Okay.

Misha: *murders someone*

Emory: Okay.

Misha: *throws unfinished food to bin*

Emory: NO THAT IS TOO FAR!

Nero: Are you okay?

Adessa: Yes, I am; I just have a headache that comes at times.

Nero: Oh.

Odin: *walks by*

Adessa: Ah, here it is again.

Nero: *shining a flashlight under a dark bed* Are you ready to come out yet and socialize, darling?

Enobaria: *screeching*

Nero: Understandable, have a good day.

Random headcanons about Two Victors

Nero's mother died in childbirth therefore he never tasted how does a mother's love feels like and this is the main reason why he wants to hug Adessa; to have an older woman figure who care about him and embraces him, not in a sexual way his cougars does.

Callista is ambidextrous, like, come on, two hands are better when it comes to scissoring.

In my canon, Iris is half-deaf because of her Arena so when she was younger, Ronan made a special language only she and him knew. They still use it sometime.

When Enobaria was little, she thought the life she is in wasn't the real life, or rather wasn't the actual life, and it made her outrageous and daring because why act so boring if you know you will come to this world again? This, however, fadeaway when she taste the blood for the first time; she never wanted to leave.

One time, out of curiousity, Lyme slapped Brutus on top of his head because it was suspiciously shiny.

According to Adessa, she'd make an excellent cardiologist.

Emory's name is a combination of her mothers -kind of- because it's cute.

Petra was that little sister who dreamed about crashing her brothers skull to the wall, but she means it and would likely suceed in this matter.

Odin ate one of Adessa's roses just to mess with her, apparently he really achieved his target that he still has a crooked finger.

since five and luther are twins in the comics. i present to you:

luther : adorable, sweet, himbo twin

five : the agressive, explosive, sarcastic twin.

aka chaotic good with chaotic evil.

Nero, texting: Hey do you like anyone?

Callista: Yeah you

Nero: No, we are bestriends-

Callista: Sorry darling it was supposed to be; yeah, you

Nero: Oh, ok

Nero: *dies inside*

Summary: She was happy. She was sad. She was stable. She was mad. But above all, she was just a girl whose story never told truly.

So I had been obsessed with Greek Mythology in like forever and my brain immediately went to this ridiculous Godly!Victors AU, some of them made so much sense then I kind of got...this

For the ones who doesn't know anything about mythology in detail or at all, I tried to summarise as blunt and vibe-y oriented as I could. Enjoy my brainchild

(All the Victors mentioned in this chaos belongs to @lorata)

Callista: Fun fact, she is the reason all of this au started. At first I thought of Aphrodite because, you know, Goddess of Love and Lust and Beauty who also has quite a vindictive nature in some of the myths. But then I realised Dionysus kind of suited her more; God of Wine, Theatre and Madness. He borned twice, turned men into dolphins and also had an insane cult...and I thought, you know what, Calli would absolutely rock as him--like, she parties with you hard but then you slightly, slightly get on her nerves and she reminds you why she is the embodiment of lunacy with one sharp gaze.

Nero: Hephaestus. Had a rough childhood -got thrown out of a window (by?? Well, in some myths Hera, some myths Zeus and sometimes both, you make up your mind) from Mount Olympus-, and is a blacksmith who likes to create things with his own hands, finding it soothing. He does not socialise much, kind of like the Eeyore of the immortals which I juxtaposed with Nero.

Emory: Low aggression, cares about the people, family, is really kind and understanding. She'd be excellent as Hestia. Hestia is the Goddess of Hearth and Home, who also is regarded as one of the kindest and most compassionate amongst all gods but she is also the first child of Rhea and Kronos; the first one who got eaten by her own father because of sheer prophecy, so she is fiercely protective as well. She also is really considerate; Hestia gave her throne to Dionysus -making him the newest and 12th Olympian- in order to prevent the potential war in her siblings.

Artemisia: Another fun albeit useless fact; I misread her name as Artemis, who is Goddess of the Hunt and Virginity when I first started reading wmbk--and it still is with me to this day. Let's leave the laughs aside, i think she'd be great as either Até: Goddess of Mischief and Reckless Impulse or as Hermes: God of Thieves, Travel and also Mischief as well. They are both her vibe to be honest and I love that for her.

Brutus: Persephone. Listen. I know this is unhinged but let me explain. She likes nature (Goddess of Spring, so obviously) but also had been abducted by Hades ->re: bb Brutus, who has a loving home -kind of like Demeter's, Persephone's mother, garden where she grew up safe and sound- going to Centre -Persephone going to Underworld, Hades' domain- and even though he turned out a Victor, he still has his mother's, Heidi's love -Persephone visits Demeter for six months, and stays with Hades six months, results in creating seasons. It's the vibes honestly. And we deserve Brutus covered up in flowers and be happy so how could I resist.

Adessa: Athena. I think this is self explanatory enough -someone needs to be the representative genius-, but also consider this: apart from being the Goddess of Wisdom, Athena is also Goddess of Warfare and Heroic Endeavor. She represents the intellectual and civilised side of the war but also is highly hot tempered even though she shows it by quiet but permanent action rather than showering people with emotions. (re: Athena turning Arachne into a spider and Adessa killing Nero's cougars after over 30 years of planning)

Ronan: Being the First Career Victor Ever™, he obviously was the hot topic back in the day; so Nike, who is the Goddess of Victory would be appropriate for him. But then I switched it to Ares, who is God of War and Courage would be better because: 1. There is a high chance of bb Ronan witnessing the war between the districts and Capitol, 2. Ares' sacred animal is a dog--so yeah, figures.

Lyme: This is as unhinged as Brutus' Persephone but...perhaps it's even more so; I think she would be Aphrodite, who, as I mentioned with Callista, is the Goddess of Love, Beauty and Lust (the third one is unrelated to Lyme but well). At first I was like; yeah, she'd be a war goddess probably, not that deep, then I went --oh, Aphrodite is Goddess of War as well then it just clicked. So my theory with Aphrodite, as in the most modern retellings of myths I see, she changes her appearance to people's ideal vision of beauty--which is pretty diverse (quick headcanon: in this au the first person who saw Lyme's true appearance, which is her canon look, is Nero--he cherishes his girl and says that he thinks the most beautiful thing is one being themselves) and Love because even though she went through an abusive household to the murder academy, she still loves in her own way, like people do. (re: Mentor Lyme with Misha, Claudius and Sloane)

Odin is not here because he is the Odin in the Norse mythology which I think was intentional.

So this means Hera as Hera and Iris as Iris because why not

So these are the main ones I have clear thoughts on, though I might add even more in the future or even write a few thousand words about this whole au because it intrigues me a lot.