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If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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claire and owen really went through all of the stages and fanfic tropes. enemies-to-lovers? check. awkward exes? check. and of course the final form…domestic cottage!core with their adopted clone daughter, their dinosaur, and their dinosaur’s clone daughter. 

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

treat black queers kindly and love us. that's all.

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women

Percy Jackson was the blue print for Jim lake jr, his love for Barbara is so Percy and Sally Jackson coded. They both have mythical mentors that led them down their paths. They both have a best friend that's been at their side for as long as they can remember. They both have incredible book smart girlfriends they'd die for in an instant. There's more but I can't think of all the comparisons right now.

I now like to think that if Laurence was in S2, that's when Garroth would've had his 'Oh. 𝘖𝘩.' moment

Too late for Halloween but I made a Buzzfeed Unsolved AU with post reveal-pre relationship ladynoir dynamic in case someone felt like this was missing in their life.

This is just part 1. there will be more.

Tumblr has suppressed the truth of “Pearl Hates the Irish.” Please reblog this archival post so that others can learn the truth.

Odysseus and Penelope's first date:

Athena:

Oh, so Devsis can give three of the most popular CRK ships special interactions, but not Wildchip???

Alright, I see how it is.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Happiness Will Come To You.

Reblog for larger sample size whatever

As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.

It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.

Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

cardan greenbriar core:

Spin this wheel to get a weapon for a zombie apocalypse.

i need to CHILL in a BOOK STORE and then CHILL in a CAFE and then CHILL at a MUSEUM and then CHILL at a PARK

Listen, I adore the idea of Ares helping out Ody in Odysseus as much as anyone in this fandom

But I present to you:

Ares popping up in Ithaca, weapons sharp and polished, ready for bloodshed: "Need some help?"

Ody, who just listened to the suitors singing Hold them down, feeling just about ten times the fury he felt when he tortured Poseidon with his own trident: "No, thanks. I got this. You can stay and watch though."

Ares: "Duh."

fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you