If Any One Of My Posts Is To Break Containment, Make It This One.

Let bi boys date girls

Reblog if you're fucking sick of the "Dark cacao hates his child" jokes to restore my faith in humanity

Hollyberry Cookie x Dark Cacao Cookie where Dark Cacao Cookie is asking for his friends crunchy chip cookie and Caramel Arrow Cookie's help for asking Hollyberry Cookie to marry him and what is the perfect place he should do it and what gem he should use for the ring and etc

"We have... a royal emergency, you two." His relationship with Hollyberry had been troubling him for a bit now... Dark Cacao had been having thoughts of proposing to the other ancient, but admittedly, he had no idea how to do it, since he never proposed to anybody before, so he fetched his First Watcher and Creamwolf Warrior to ask for their advice, knowing that they'd be less likely to squeal his plans to the Hollyberrian royal family. Immediately, he was thrown into a bunch of "lessons" when it came to proposing as if Caramel Arrow and Crunchy Chip planned for this! They showed him what wedding bands to get, the difference in settings, how to properly kneel, all of the stops. He almost felt dizzy from all of this information! Still, despite this barrage of random knowledge and occasional squabble about whether or not wolves should be involved, the king did his best to take it all to heart. This was not only for him, after all, but for Hollyberry and his kingdom too. When the day came at last then, Dark Cacao had the kingdom as "dressed up" as he could, inviting Hollyberry to the front of his castle near the licorice sea. The harsh cold was merely a calm frost as Caramel Arrow and Crunchy Chip watched from the walls ahead of them. Quietly taking out a golden wedding band with pink gemstones on it as Hollyberry turned away for a moment, he shakily knelt down, hoping he was doing this right... Only one way to find out. "Hollyberry... will you... marry me?"

Happens to the best of us

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I, an aromantic asexual have just simulated what I believe allos consider a "crush"

It's definitely not an actual crush. I know myself, I know I don't feel the romantic attraction needed for a crush. Not to mention, after a minute of crisis, the feeling vanished, and I have returned to normal.

Anyway, here's the recipe:

An aesthetically attractive actor

A character you're attached too (in my case, via fanfic)

And as a bonus: respect for the actor's skill/respect for the shows quality

All this is to say, I just watched episode 1 of Daredevil, and this man gave me an identity crisis

all I truely need in the pjo show is:

1. Thaluke

2. Tratie

3. biblically accurate "no one touches her" scene

thats literally it

Spin this wheel to get a weapon for a zombie apocalypse.

treat black queers kindly and love us. that's all.

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars