Gravity Was A Big Discovery I Guess But Nothing Compares To Realizing Girls Can Kiss Girls

desi culture is calling a pug "vodafone waala kutta"

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

idk what this is, but i love pop culture. i love tv and movies and music and silly moments and drama i'm not involved in, it's fun, i don't take it too seriously, it's all good. i love being entertained

IMcrying. Not even kidding.

I miss those days when we used to say "bhaiyaa yeh ek page ka answer hai? Aap itnaa saara yaad krte ho"?

the feminine urge to die early in the morning

#it was the "thankyou" for me

i was talking to my bf over the phone and it was only when his brother came into the room that we said goodbye. except he accidentally didn't cut the call. and i could hear what he and his brother were saying.

his brother: aap dono kitna baat karte ho, is there anything shanti didi could do that’ll make you break all ties with her?

*silence*

his brother: bhaiya muskura kyu rahe ho this is a genuine question

nitya: muskura isliye raha hu kyunki there’s nothing she could do that’ll make me break all ties with her. yeh ladki mera murder kar sakti hai aur mai use thank you bolunga

his brother: chiiii yaar aap romantic ho gaye mai jaa rha hu

*laughter*

I'M CRYING MERI JAAN I LOVE YOU

Bhai why in every indian gali we are insulting maa bhen like unhone toh kuch kiya he nhe phir unko kyu aisa bol rahe

“what have you been up to lately?” i don’t leave the house

let me in, would ya

i got a fountain full of youth water

my mom said : not everyone can have everything.

no, but who ever asked for everything? i didn't.