All This Drama Of People Hating On Themselves Like I'd Die To Be A Guy And Then Date A Girl Like Me Tbh

Bhai why in every indian gali we are insulting maa bhen like unhone toh kuch kiya he nhe phir unko kyu aisa bol rahe

if it isn't the truth

with mutuals it's like. i know nothing about you. here is my home address. i am in love with you. i don't know your last name. i'd give you my kidney if you asked.

are u even a desi if you haven't vibed to Aarzu by hasan raheem

everyone : meGamiNd!

plot twist : megamind wasn't the “bad guy” anymore in the end.

just let him win okay

when girls get tea it's not : “hey”

it's : “jsjshsjskswlsnskdn bitchhhh”

good morning to men who wear dresses and women who shop in the mens section

feeling cute, might fart later

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

That's two words. But,

CHAI

desi family in one word:

CIRCUS

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever