i wish i could say that i came up with this exchange by myself
one of the main rules of screenwriting is don't have multiple characters names start with the same letter and the Lost writers were like HAH! Anyway here's Sawyer, Sun, Sayid and Shannon. Here's Charlie and Claire. Here's James, Juliet and Jack.
Flowers for a magician who can’t even pull them from a hat.
thppt
of all lost characters penny might be the one I'm most willing to lie to myself about. sometimes I'll see posts talking about how her writing is very flat/she's just not interesting and I experience about 4 seconds of blind rage before I remember that the writers themselves simply were not interested in her as her own character beyond Love Interest and it actually is not invalid to find her a very flat/one-note character. but I will continue to make shit up about her anyways
if chester comes in cotton candy everyone else needs to be cotton candy too
ana lucia is like a mail carrier to me
what a cocky little mime
(i couldnt decide which one i liked best)