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laundry days are the quietest days in the noceda household . therefore, camila’s favourite days . sequel to this

Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*

Enid's dog smile 🐶

eyes

If this was a webtoon series would you read it? 🤔

my first offical drawing of ’23 had to be wenclair

— requested by manbunjon

I need somebody to write this. I would, but it’s way too far outside my wheelhouse :(

The only scenario in which I’ll except Enid being Wednesday’s stalker…

Enid, driving away after kidnapping Wednesday: There’s no use in crying so don’t even waste your tears.

Wednesday: Not even if they’re tears of joy?

Enid: Why would they be tears of joy?

Wednesday: Uh… you’re fulfilling a super twisted fantasy of mine right now. I hang out in empty parking lots at night just to see if someone will take the bait.

Enid: Are you kidding me!?

Wednesday: And today… I finally caught you.

Enid: What? No! I caught you.

Wednesday (flirtatiously): Yeah you did.

Enid: …I don’t even know what to say right now. Willa are you okay?

Wednesday: I just want you to know that if you like want to slap me around a bit, I’m down.

Enid: I don’t care. Because I’m not doing that.

Wednesday: Hey, I’m not saying I want you to.

Enid: …

Wednesday: I kinda do though.

Enid: Wednesday, no! I’m a scary dangerous werewolf, I’ve been stalking you, you should be terrified right now.

Wednesday: *hugging Enid from behind the drivers seat* And you did such a good job baby. Very scary.

Enid: Willa… how did you get out of the ropes?

Wednesday: I think I’m in love with you.

Enid: You know what!? I can’t do this. There is a very threatening aura in here and it’s not mine so I think you should just go.

Wednesday: *rolling her eyes* Fine… *climbs into the front seat* but if you’re heading back to the dorms can you give me a ride?

Enid: *sighs* I don’t even care anymore.

Wednesday: So does this mean we’re like a thing now?

Enid: *blushing* I mean yeah if you wanna be.

Wednesday: Oh I wanna be *winks*

Yoko and Enid friendship be like:

Enid: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not going to like it

Yoko: Just rip the bandage off.

Enid: It’s Wednesday.

Yoko: Put the bandage back on.

Allistic people really need to stop phrasing requests as questions because it's fucking with me

"Do you want to help me cook dinner?"

No, I'm still overwhelmed from earlier and want to stay in my room.

"well fine, dinner will be ready when it's done." And now they're upset with me

And I'm just here like ???????

biting someone's muzzle is a love language

although, let’s be honest, all of us use ao3

I don’t give a single shit about skyrim, the only elderscrolls game I liked was oblivion, but I think these illustrations are neat 

[P] Food Illustrations 5 - A Skyrim Breakfast This is but a small selection of the cuisine I think this cold but beautiful province could offer for your first meal of the day.  Stuff not necessarily drawn to scale.

I CANNOT DEAL WITH AO3 BEING DOWN. I NEED MY BEDTIME SMUT FOR SWEET DREAMS PLEASE

AO3 is down for maintenance, and we're all being so brave* about it.

*crying about it on Tumblr dot com

i have rude bitch disorder and it makes me say things like this 

This is literally why I write what I usually describe as sapphic smut, but is actually closer to the classic fantasy stories from 80′s and 90′s that initially (and unhealthily) shaped my perspectives on romance and fiction. What I write (professionally) has a bit more sex and romance than those, but with an actually diverse cast, in regards to gender/sexuality/race. However, I only describe it as smut because most people treat it as such, since it isn’t cis/het sex, causing it to be treated as effectively pornographic in nature, which, in a vacuum, I’m not upset about, BUT, if I were to provide the exact same sex scene to the exact same publisher with only the pronouns changed, a scene involving a cis/het man and cis/het woman is treated as nothing to look twice at, whereas the same scene with a transwoman and cis woman is, for some fucking reason, treated as hardcore pornography unfit for the general public.

My actual heartfelt dream is to be able to write stories that help people of all kinds to understand what it really feels like to fall in love and continue to be loved, sexually, romantically, or platonically, in a healthy and happy way. If I could help every person in the world to understand what it feels like to fall asleep in the arms of your lover, feeling nothing but safety and comfort, I would happily give my life.

Writer and RiteGud co-host Raquel S Benedict criticizing sanitized portrayals of queerness in media.