Wednesday, If Wenclair Weren’t Roommates -

I am not responsible for who I become when hyperfixating

my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years

the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term

“It must hurt her feelings.”

characters who view themselves as tools/weapons first and people second... characters who martyr themselves for a cause because they think that's the only way they can be worth something... characters who push themselves past their breaking point again and again and again... characters for whom devotion and masochism are inseparable... characters whose self-sacrifice becomes self-annihilation...... what was my point again? i had a point. anyway.

i see your “body swap au where Enid dresses up in all her colourful clothes as Wednesday” and I respect it

but what if, hear me out, Enid experiences colour the way Wednesday does?

it hurts her eyes to look at her own side of the room. she gets migraines walking through all the bright shops in Jericho. and when her arm brushes against Wednesday’s, it feels as though he skin is being seared off.

Wednesday, for her part sees no need to change out of Enid’s colourful clothing, in fact, it’s kind of nice to be able to wear something of Enid’s without taking antihistamines.

when Enid mentions that it feels as though she has just pressed against silver, Wednesday opens a chest stocked full of Epipens and allergy tablets. Shoves a few of each into Enid’s hands and gets back to the task at hand.

Enid is left to realise that Wednesday was not kidding, even a little bit, about being allergic to colour.

Pt.1

I need somebody to write this. I would, but it’s way too far outside my wheelhouse :(

The only scenario in which I’ll except Enid being Wednesday’s stalker…

Enid, driving away after kidnapping Wednesday: There’s no use in crying so don’t even waste your tears.

Wednesday: Not even if they’re tears of joy?

Enid: Why would they be tears of joy?

Wednesday: Uh… you’re fulfilling a super twisted fantasy of mine right now. I hang out in empty parking lots at night just to see if someone will take the bait.

Enid: Are you kidding me!?

Wednesday: And today… I finally caught you.

Enid: What? No! I caught you.

Wednesday (flirtatiously): Yeah you did.

Enid: …I don’t even know what to say right now. Willa are you okay?

Wednesday: I just want you to know that if you like want to slap me around a bit, I’m down.

Enid: I don’t care. Because I’m not doing that.

Wednesday: Hey, I’m not saying I want you to.

Enid: …

Wednesday: I kinda do though.

Enid: Wednesday, no! I’m a scary dangerous werewolf, I’ve been stalking you, you should be terrified right now.

Wednesday: *hugging Enid from behind the drivers seat* And you did such a good job baby. Very scary.

Enid: Willa… how did you get out of the ropes?

Wednesday: I think I’m in love with you.

Enid: You know what!? I can’t do this. There is a very threatening aura in here and it’s not mine so I think you should just go.

Wednesday: *rolling her eyes* Fine… *climbs into the front seat* but if you’re heading back to the dorms can you give me a ride?

Enid: *sighs* I don’t even care anymore.

Wednesday: So does this mean we’re like a thing now?

Enid: *blushing* I mean yeah if you wanna be.

Wednesday: Oh I wanna be *winks*

Business Insider

Nebraska hasn't passed a bill this year thanks to mega-filibuster

Sen. Machaela Cavanaugh filibustered every bill in this year's session in opposition to a bill that would ban medical care for transgender y

Nebraska hasn't passed a single bill this year because one lawmaker keeps filibustering in protest of an anti-trans bill: 'I will burn this session to the ground'

Damn. I thought she was just gonna up and make a fuss and her swearing to protect trans kids was a bunch of empty words (again).

But no. She's one-woman filibustering the entire Nebraska legislature into a complete standstill until they agree to protect the rights of trans kids.

She was 100% serious when she said she'd make it as painful for everyone as it is for trans kids. Gahddamn.

This is why small elections matter. She's not a country wide senator or president or shit. She's just a local official representing District 6 in Nebraska.

This is why the "smaller" elections between the presidential elections matter.

-fae