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critics are raving about morbius!
Never have I ever thought I would read Roodaka being described as "a chainmail-bikini wearing dominatrix velociraptor who rocks a pair of stiletto heels and rules over a horde of marauding giant spiders" but... you're not wrong
The propaganda machine is working fine
this would shut me up
Since I had these two I figured I'd try recreating a shot from the commercial
i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and
90 Years of Play
I'm calling it now, someone with nothing to lose will attempt to make America answer for the crimes we enabled in Gaza, and there will be an attempt from the government to make it a September 11th Part 2: Revengeance. Don't let them. Almost everyone who shipped to the Middle East in the 2000s will tell you their reason for being there was a lie.
Hey kid you want a job?
Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.
See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.
Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.
Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.
Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.
Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section
(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!
Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.
Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(
Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!
A Tridax Pod and Shadow Leech from Bionicle!
(If enough people are interested, I'll make a resource pack that turns Shulker Boxes into Tridax pods and Shulkers into Shadow Leeches)
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
oh by Gali have a Hahli jolly christmas
You take the moon and you take the sun
Yo wtf just saw this weird drone in New Jersey on the news and took a screenshot
follow me... for adventure and wonder
Don't Fall for this scam.
Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.
Please reblog and spread the word
"I will lead us all into the future! I... am... MAKUTA!"
"ARISE... Mata Nui."
I am the destroyer of BIONICLE
Do not dare cross me
I am the destroyer of BIONICLE
Do not dare cross me
"Bionicle isn't woke"
Ummm okay then literally how do you explain this:
Finally deleted my Twitter, hated the vibes, the ai bs, and hated all the hate. If I go back it's only to flood the ai with pregnant elon art.
It's been an unlucky week, in a really rough year. But remember; it's not luck that makes you a hero, it's what you do.
For people who may not know; Florida plants are very oily, and catch fire easily. The foliage is also very dense, a lot of plants trying to choke each other out for a chance at sunlight and other resources. The ground is mostly sand and doesn't hold nutrients very well. Wildfires are a part of the ecological cycle, the ash rejuvenating the ground and allowing plants to grow.
When the Everglades became a national park, Florida started putting out fires before they spread too far.
Throughout the 1900s, one man took a boat out to the swamp and started setting fire to the everglades. He was a wanted arsonist.
Back in 2015, about 20 years after he died, Florida regarded him as a dedicated naturalist. The national park service now does controlled burns of the everglades to maintain its natural cycle.
That man was my great grandfather. A man i think of a lot recently, and how yesterday's criminals are tomorrow's heroes, and that not everything that's right is legal, and not everything legal is right.
If the powers that be were truly as worried about fascism as they seemed to be a week ago they wouldn't be this calm
Genuine question for trans girls; (keep in mind I am AMAB, identify as nonbinary but comfortable being perceived masc((facial hair and the like))) what were some activities that helped "Crack the Egg"?
