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Vezon immediately after he split from Vezok

You know what? Bonkles for Palestine.

I know this is a touchy subject in the Bionicle fandom but I strongly feel like if we got another reboot they should change the toa of stone to a toa of air.

The previous reboot already changed Lewa from air to jungle/plantlife, and having earth and stone feels super redundant.

Po-Wahi/Koro are already portrayed as an arid and windy desert, with sandstorms being common, and Pohatu is associated with speed, thus he 'runs like the wind'.

This doesn't change the Po-Matoran from being associated with stone carvings, since many rock structures are made from wind erosion.

'But Lewa can fly, he's always in the air.' I hear you say, to which I reply 'He levitates.' Which I always interpreted as being able to jump higher and fall slowing, giving him more control of his descent, and minimal gliding, not flight. This is still useful when trying to reach tree tops and branches, and reaching the ground without hurting yourself, he is like a leaf on the wind, not actually flying.

I know I'm gonna have the Vahki knocking on my door any second, but I will die on this hill.

"Bionicle isn't woke"

Ummm okay then literally how do you explain this:

Camping by a lake and figured Gali would like a dip

i dont even know what i'm doing lol

What the fuck happens in Bionicle?

Okay so the guy made of bugs is the least of your worries rn there’s guys made out of vapor. And then the bug guy turns the main bad guy (who is currently vapor) into balls and shoots them at people to control them with a ball launcher. They keep the evil vapor guy in a big tube and while he’s in there the two most handsome muscular men you’ve ever seen fight and have a divorce in front of it. The bug guy and his gang members kidnapped the All American Rejects. This isn’t even what the main plot is about

Soon I'll be eating as many krana as I want and no one can stop me!

(Making bionicle gummies cux I'm mentally unwell if yall want some lemme know)

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