Purpose. I Must Cleanse Mata Nui

how to watch the bionicle movies in chronological order:

watch bionicle 2: legends of metru nui but then stop before the final scene

watch bionicle 3: web of shadows but then stop before the final scene

watch the rest of bionicle 2: legends of metru nui

watch bionicle: mask of light

watch the rest of bionicle 3: web of shadows

watch bionicle: the legend reborn and realize that this skips a ton of story that was never adapted to film

Bookmark this post and check back in a year lol

Wanted to do an inverted colors pfp for April Fools and found out my oc has a secret Trans color pallette lmao

what genre of woman is this because i am extremely and violently attracted to them.

My bonk self moc how'd I do?

I'm not sure how to do it organically (hehe joke) but i think if this hypothetical Bionicle team could just spend a bunch of time camping on a beach and having to do arts and crafts or concept art using very basic/ancient techniques. How would a robot on a beach build shelter? Gather supplies? Defend itself? I get where you're coming from and I think a good way to accomplish that would be deconstructing (hehehe) our idea of Pacific islanders in general.

im avoiding homework by thinking about bionicle but i really think a retelling of 2001 needs to drop maori and indigenous polynesian imagery/language as much as possible.

not entirely (obviously the names of characters and toa are kinda permanent, as well as the name "mata nui") but anything that rips off the culture needs to go. mostly.

it would be cool if bionicle was able to pull off a respectful representation of the culture but i think all good will has been shattered due to what lego pulled in 2001 and maybe just focus on heroes saving villagers, robots fighting robots and uncovering cool mysteries at this point

"but bionicle's roots are intertwined with polynesian culture!" ok? and they fucked that up hardcore decades years ago. it's soured forever. focus on the other cool parts about bionicle.

robots in wilderness will always be cool. you can throw a hint of polynesian culture in there but it sure as hell better be respectful

So basically for this spell to work we have to get naked and rub our dicks together. Yeah for mana. so its not gay i prommy

"*X country* should colonize the US! Please nuke the US!"

You all will do anything to not give us our land back huh

Also my little Turahk enjoying a cloudy day by the lake

When you need an extra cool drink, grab some Kopaka-punch

werewolves that look like regular ass wolves are cool but they're more like shapeshifters to me...

gimme big scary bipedal fluffy wolf beasts with large fangs and claws, and soft tail...