Avid Ao3 Readers Wouldn’t Have Fallen For It

Top tier Desert Duo angst to me is:

1.) You are my sun. You are my earth. We were meant to orbit each other in every lifetime, and I'm sorry the universe pulls us apart.

2.) I'm sorry my blood dirties your hands. I'm sorry I spilled your blood onto myself. I'm sorry for taking from you. I'm sorry for making you unclean. I'm sorry I can't see why you don't blame me.

3.) Do you know what I am? I'm sorry.

4.) Stop apologizing. I love you.

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

Grian really went from “Jimmy and Scar are dead to me” to mourning Scar, talking about how he held off on activating his trap because he didn’t want to kill Scar, fully considering him an ally.

And then promptly killing the other BAMboozlers as soon as Scar was out of the way

These men are never beating the allegaytions

HELLO!!?!?? @kitsuneisi REBLOGGED‼️‼️

// WILDLIFE SMP SPOILERS

ZombieCleo and her zombies!!!

the hermits fucking hate dream's ass btw like they do not like him and you should be embarrassed if you think otherwise

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

This is pretty funny

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