The Goopiest Guy To Ever Gunk

trying out a new brush, have a kieran :]

Oh shit, the dropout newsletter specifically says that this next episode is going to be about kipperlilly’s backstory-

Part of me hopes that her story is kind of stupid and undeserving of how much hatred she has towards the bad kids. Like, with how many corners the Rat Grinders cut to get where they are, I feel like some super sad reason for her to be as spiteful as she is would be just… unsatisfying.

Maybe it’s just some sort of weird obsession? With her file from Jawbone’s office mentioning Riz all the way from freshman year, it would make more sense to be a jealousy of skills, and all the grinding was a futile attempt to imitate the power that the bad kids got from their adventuring prowess. But there has to be some kind of deeper reasoning for her to have been so bent out of shape about it, right?

As someone who grew up southern Baptist, Bobby Dawn triggers my fight or flight in a way that I can’t possibly explain.

Pokémon emerald (2004)

I cannot even begin to understand what his haircut is supposed to be

Sometimes I wish that Dimension 20 episodes were longer but my ADHD ass knows I could not sit through three to four straight hours. I straight up THRIVE with how fast paced these stories can be with lore dumps.

It’s absolutely killing me that THIS is the font that Fabian’s neck tattoo was in before Bill went at it, like what in the default Microsoft word is this

patron request for RAYQUAZA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

Dude it’s so hard. I know deep down that I’m writing straight fire but then the awareness hits like

Stupid question but how does one write and NOT go "Ugh this is so cringe" or something

Asking for a friend

GUYS LOOK WHAT FUCKING ARRIVED TODAY IM GONNA EXPLODE