Jackie: what have I told you about comparing Anti to the devil?
Marvin: that it’s offensive to the devil?
I got bored, so I dug around tumblr for a bit, as you do.
Occasionally, I would see things about Antisepticeye, y’know, Jacksepticeye’s evil alter ego.
They were talking about how Jack said that nobody had figured out what Anti was yet.
I’m gonna take a crack at it.
Okay. So you know how his full name is Antisepticeye?
Antiseptic is basically like cleaning stuff for infections, like germ-x (I know you don’t put germ-x on wounds, shush.)
Funny that the antagonist of the ego story has a name that starts with something that gets rid of the bad stuff.
People say he’s a virus, a glitch, a bug, you name it. What I think he is, isn’t that far off from any of that. I think he’s an infection.
He’s annoying, and if you don’t pay attention to him, he gets angry. Just like a cut that’s been unattended for too long. And I think I can take a stab (hehehe) at what can defeat him. What the protagonists (Chase, Henrik, Jameson, Marvin, Jackieboy man,) can use to get rid of him.
With a cut on his neck like that, I find it hard to believe he can just let it flow without consequences. Even if he doesn’t obey the laws of Earth (he literally glitches), that’s still gotta suck. It SURE would suck if a certain sad dad or doctor poured a shit ton of antiseptic on it, wouldn’t it?
I think that the egos can use some good old antiseptic to defeat him. They’ve got a doctor on their side, it shouldn’t be that hard to find.
Henrik: you need a hobby
Chase: I have a hobby
Henrik: being sad is not a hobby
Henrik: what’s our escape plan?
Jackieboy-man: our what?
Chase: oh my god we’re all going to die
Jackie: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Anti:
Anti: Jackie
Anti: why do people assume the worst of me?
Jameson, signing: it saves time
Chase, poking Marvin while he’s sleeping: Marv get up
Marvin: no, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out
Gdbfn
I bet I could get the same thing if I slammed my head on the keyboard
(uwu a great find)
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….gl-n-h-hd.
thats literally it..
Henrik: what are you two doing riding around in a grocery cart?
Marvin: us two? Don’t you mean-oh god
Marvin and JBM in unison: JAMESON FELL OFF!!
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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