Plop.

integrity being the second highest one is so funny to me. i love her but since when is she honest & has strong morals

I don't know dick about motorcycles

But while researching the names of motorcycle parts, I discovered that this part

Is called a sissy bar

And that the passenger position on the bike is called riding bitch

i freaking love this scene

have been fighting for my life defending this girl on twitter for the past week good lord

tiktok stunt haha funny. please talk about the ice raids

kittyyyyy

So writers joke a lot about "drinking the tears of our readers", but I want to be so honest with you when I tell you that making you cry isn't our real goal. Making you feel is.

Kicking your feet? Giggling? Can't stop smiling? And yes, crying? Feeling anything, everything. That's our goal. That means we did The Job.

bisexual jake the dog: hey guys