2018 Tumblr Post:

what if golb didn't reset The One Thing

ok coming out of tags to infodump

so i was thinking Bonnibel would be a guard dog (she's very protective of her candy citizens) and she'd be a very intelligent dog

then I thought about what breeds have all of those, and I remembered Doberman Pinschers not only have that but they're also German and are often misunderstood & seen as scary, even though they're actually pretty sweet, a lot like Bonnie

Insanely funny to me. Brands trying to make a funny meme and fucking it up will always be funny to me.

we should bring back the mpreg Simon epidemic i wasn't here in 2023 so we should have a rerun

I think that boxing (which is already divided into weight classes) should stop engaging in gender based segregation, but as a compromise (for anyone concerned by what it would mean for the well being of women boxers) I think that women should be made to compete with men who are several weight classes lower than them.

I promise that this Hot Take isn't at all influenced by me being trans (I have no interest in participating in organized sports). I'm only speaking as a pervert who wants to watch twinks get beat up by much larger women.

THE SMIRK THE POSE THE ANGLE THEY MADE HIM SEXY ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD i want this gilf

I think HCing characters with physical disabilities is good and should be done more often but whenever I do it I feel like

fortnite x adventure time confirmed!!!